1) Whats the diff between gandhi, musharraf & lalu? gandhi-didnt know whats lie, musharraf doesnt know whats truth & lalu doesnt know the difference

2) Bindaas sone ka, rapchik sapne dekhne ka, Bhoot se nahi darne ka, bole to..aaina nahi dekhne ka.. GOOD NITE..

3) Are u a high scoring student?

Bored of gettin gud marks?

join M.S.UNIVERSITY. .
aur fark dekhiye sirf 3 saalon me..
marks se nomarks...
ab sach mein posible!

4) If i wud b a painter u will b my painting. If i wud b a author u will b my novel. If i wud b a poet u will b my poem but unfortunatly i m a cartoonist

5) "Boyfrnds" r like "Paanipuri" always tasty. "Lovers" r like "Pizzas" hot n spicy."husbnds" r lik"Dal Chawal"no othr option but good 4 health & wealth.

6) A young man tries to talk to a young girl......., I HAVE SEEN YOU SOMEWHERE, the girl replied, "QUIET POSSIBLE I AM NURSE IN MENTAL HOSPITAL".

8) Ultimate thought:
if more than one mouse is mice; then more than one spouse is?

SPICE ! ;)

9) What is Marriage?
Ans: 1st yr: Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha na jaye

2yr:TVS-Meelo chalti muskan

3yr:KINETIC- Sabki hawa nikal de

4yr CHLORMINT-Dubara mat puchna!!

10) Teacher-can u define the word lecturer for me student- lecturer is a person who has a bad habit of speaking when someone is sleeping.