1) WHY SACHIN HAVE TWO CHILDREN,BUT SOURAV HAVE ONE?. BCOZ SACHIN HAVE SECRET ENERGY OF "BOOST". 2) Utho... Ye koi sone ka waqt hai...! Jab dekho sote rehte ho,sari umar so so ke hi bitani hai kya..? Abhi muje reply mat karna "i m sleeping..." 3) There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it 4) THOUGHT FOR THE FUTURE GENERATION- Don't marry n make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor n make several women happy! 5) Ladka bola Dilruba, Ladki boli Pizza khila, Wo bola Paise nahi, Ye boli -Aise nahi, Ladka bola-Mehengayi hai, Ladki boli AAJ SE TU MERA BHAI HAI. Keep Smiling!! 6) Hw would a girl refuse HIMESH propose:-O-oo huzur bhar me gaya tera surur, sakal se tu hai ek khajur, bidi ka factry ka mazdoor, ho ja mujhse dur sale langoor. 7) Aishwarya coke pi rahi thi ki coke me Chinti gir gayi. Chinti ka baap Aishwarya ko bola,jo sun kar Aishwarya behosh ho gayi. "Teri coke me mera bacha hai...." 8) Wafa se Pyaar mat karna? Kyo nahi kare..? Bin maut maare jaaoge.. Kyun..? Are bhai 'WAFA' OSAMA BIN LADEN ki bhatiji hai... 9) Agar Gandhiji ke samay me AIDS hota to kya hota?  TO chautha (4th) bandar under-wear ke samne haath kar ke KHADA hota. 10) PYAR VYAR to 1 bahana hai. Ankh mile na mile LIPS KO milana hai. Yehi style hai sab ASHIQON ka, kya kare yaar RAJ KAPUR KA nahi IMRAN HASHMI ka zamana hai.