1)
All ants were bathing in a pool...
Just then an eleplant comes and jumps in the pool..
All ants got out of water...
One ant climbs at the back of the elephant.. and all other ants started
shouting at him...

Now the question is what does they tell him???

Socho socho...





Socho socho.....






all ants starts saying....
"DUBA DUBA KE MAAR SALE KO...."






2)
who was the first indian woman to fly abroad????














SITA with Ravan to Lanka!





3)
ITS A 7 LETTER WORD.
IF WE REMOVE 1 LETTER FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.
IF WE REMOVE 2 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.
IF WE REMOVE 3 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.
IF WE REMOVE ALL THE LETTERS FROM IT, STILL IT REMAINS SAME.
WHATZ IT ?

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POSTBOX






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what is plural of SHAH RUKH KHAN???
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Ans - ICICI Bank
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bcos-
SHAH RUKH KHAN - Main hoon na

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ICICI Bank - Hum hain na





5)
One fine morning, Ravan felt guilty for all his bad deeds. He felt that he
should go and apologize to Ram for all the problems he had caused.

         So he went to Ram's house and knocked on the door. Ram
         opened the door and was surprised to find Ravan standing there.
   Ravan just
         kept staring and thinking

         but didn't say a word.

         What was he thinking?













   Ans: "Kis mooh se maafi maangoon?"

1) Difference between wife & saali?saali pension,wife tension, saali yummy, wife vehmi saali cool wife fool saali is fresh cake,wife-Earth Quak

2) SANTA comes to school with 1 black and 1 white shoe.
Teacher - Go home and change.
SANTA- sir, ghar me bhi ek black aur white hi hai.

3) Marwadi sms:Jab BAGA me BAHAR awegi,tab hmare SMS ki BARSAT awegi,tanhaiya to thari dur ho jawegi par hmaro BIL bhrawa kai thari sasu awegi.

4) Mausam mast hai,mahol jabardest hai.apne kam me sub vyast hai.socha phone karke do pyari baate kare,pata chala,is root ki sabhi line vyast hai...

5) Sweetest Excuse:A kid gets 0 mark in a paper. Father angrily says what is this? Kid replies:teacher ke pas STAR khatam ho gaye to PLANET dene shuru kar
diye..!

6) Jab tak hum jiya karenge, tujhe yaad kiya karenge. Mar bhi gaye to kya 'DON'T CRY' YAMRAAJ ke mob. se SMS kiya karenge.

7) Premika-Tum bas apne kaam me lage rehte ho..Meri koi parwah nahi hai tumhe!!
Sardar Premi-Oye,Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte!!!!

8 ) Boy : your slippers look nice! Girl :if u continue talking like this,my slippers will come 2 my hands! Boy:oh..then ur skirt is also nice..

9) Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,jo SMS nehi karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye.
Na rahega phone,na bajegi tone!!

10) Mujhe pyaar huya,

Meri shaadi huyi,

Bibi ghar me aayi,

Ghar swarg ho gaya.
aur
Mai.... SWARGAWASI ho gaya.

(Krishana Raghav)

1) Apke saath rahte rahte hume chahat si ho gayi. Apse baat karte karte hume aadat si ho gayi. Ek pal na milo to bechaini si lagti hai. Dosti nibhate nibhate
hume to mohabbat ho gayi

2) Hanskar Wo Gum ki Saza dete hain,
Zeher mein Thoda sa Pyar Mila dete hain.
Jab bhi Naam Aata hai Unke Diwano ka,
Log Meri Taraf Ungliyan Utha dete hain..!

3) Raat pe savera chha gaya,suraj roshni ke saath aa gaya,ye mahol subaha ka sabhi ko bha gaya,aur aap ne aankh kholi to msg hamara aa gaya...

4) Aye raat tu mere akelepan par havi mat ho,
Varna tu us din pachtayegi,
jab mera mehboob meri bahon me hoga,
Aur tu ik pal main nikal jayegi....

5) 1 Request kabhi udas mat hona. 1Sugest-jo pal dukh de unhe bhul jana. 1 Arju-khusi k palo ko sanjo k rakhna.Aur 1Tamanna-Hamesha muskurana.

6) Jaankar b wo muze samaz na paaye, dekhkar b wo muze pehchan na paaye, khud hi karli bewfai humne taaki unpar koi ilzaam na aaye..

7) Jab bhi tum pukaroge,hum daude chale aaenge.,kafan me lipte chita se uth ke chale aaenge.,agar jal gaye to koi gum nhi dost,rakh banke hum udte chale aaenge.

8) Apni Neend se to hum bi pyar karte hain,is liya aapki neend subah-2 kharab karte hain, log rabb ko, hum aapko good morning ke sath yaad karte hain..

9) Tumse milkar ho gaya hame zindgi se pyar, Ab beech rah me chhod kar mat jana mere yaar Bin tere hum ji na payenge, Tum na hoge to hum Aapna kise
bnayege.

10) Rishtey nibhana Hume Bhi Sikha Do Zara,
Is Dil Ke Kone Me Hume Bhi Bitha lo Zara,
Hum Aapko Yaad
Hai Ya Nahi,
Ek Sms Karke Ye Bata Do Zara.

(Krishana Raghav)