BITE OF U

The length & breadth & height of you

total up to quite a view,

but to taste the true delight of you

I'll have to take a bite of you.

 

 

 

UR SMILE

Your smile is a general

my heart a soldier

 

 

 

STARS

If the universe did start with a bang

when God loved and the angels sang

one of the sparks that flew

chased time to become you

 

 

 

 

DOVE

when the moon shine from the heaven above,

i open my dove a i lyin the floor

 

 

 

KISS

if kisses wer rain id send u showers,

if fun was time id send u hrs,

if u needed a frnd id send u me!

 

 

 

HUH?

As i lie on my bed and look at the stars, and the moon, and the sky... i wonder...

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ROOF?!?!?!?

 

 

 

BOOK OF LIFE

Starting a new day,

Starting a new life,

Starting a new page,

In the Endless Book of Life.

 

 

 

LETTING GO

if i luv sum1 let them go...

if they return it was meant to b...

if they dont their luv was never yours 2 begin wif

 

 

 

FORGET ME NOT

forgettin you is hard to do

forgettin me is up to you

forget me not

forget me never

forget this message

but not the sender

 

 

 

SENT WITH A SMILE

god in heaven,

god above

please protect the one i love,

sent with a smile,

sealed with a kiss,

i love the one who is reading this

 

 

 

STOLEN

Your words of love steal

someone's heart,

but you don't know that your

heart is already stolen by me,

check it!


(Krishana Raghav)

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
------------ --------- --------- --------- ---------
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition ...!!! ....
------------ --------- --------- --------- ---------
girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
------------ --------- --------- --------- ---------
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
------------ --------- --------- --------- ---------
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
------------ --------- --------- --------- ---------
PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
------------ --------- --------- --------- ---------
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.
------------ --------- --------- --------- ---------
girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.. .. It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
------------ --------- --------- --------- ---------
Dear user,your wife can become mother without your struggle!Just SMS 'CHILD' or call customer care at 9890****** & be a tension-free DAD!
------------ --------- --------- --------- ---------
can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .Bholajee asks to ATM machine????? ??


(Krishana Raghav)

1) Majburi kya thi unhone batayi to hoti,
judai ki Baat yu sunaayi na hoti..
apne kabar ki mitti bhi de dete unhe,
MERE MAUT ki khwaish jatayi to hoti..

2) Kisne meri kabr par aake diya jala diya
Bijli kadak ke gir padi sara chaman jala diya
Chain se so raha tha main odhe kafan majar par
Yahan bhi satane aa gaye kisne pata bata diya

3) Yaaro peene k liye mat kehna.hum unki aankhon se pee kar aaye hai.ab maut bhi aa jaye gam nahi.hum do pal jee kar aaye hai...

4) Mere aasuon ko ussne barsaat samjha,Mere khaabon ko usne mulaqaat samjha, Meri arthi jab gujri uski gali se,Pathar dil ne usse bhi baraat samjha..

5) Arz kiya hai-Jis Bus me baithi ho Hasenaye,Us Bus k shishe chatak jaate hai,Driver chahe jitni tej chalaye Bus, Dewaane fir bhi Latak jate Hai.

6) Kal fursat na mili to kya hoga?
    Itni mohlat na mili to kya hoga ?
    Roz kehte ho kal mileinge-kal mileinge,
    Kal aankhein hi na khuli to kya hoga!

7) Teri yaadon se pyar karte hai.
    100 janam bhi nisar karte hai.
     Kabhi fursat mile ton akar milna.
     Hum aaj bhi tera Intzar karte hai..

8) Maut Mangte Hai To Zindagi Khafa Ho Jati Hai, Zehr Pite Hai To Woh Bi Dawa Ho Jati Hai,Tu Bata Mere DOST Kya Kare Jisko Bi Chahe BEWAFA Ho Jati Hai

9) Lamhe judai ke bekrar karte hai Halaat mere mujhe lachar
karte hai, Aankhe meri pad lo kbi, Hum khud keise kahe ki
aapko kitna pyar karte hai.

10) Ae mere humdum, mere dost, mere yaar,
tere se seekha hun mai karna zindagi se pyar,
jabse payee hai maine dosti teri,
uss khuda ka shukriya karta hun baar-baar.

(Krishana Raghav)

Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

A. He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!




Q. How do you tease fruit?

A. Banananananananana!




Q. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?

A. Because he wanted to work over-time!




Q. Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window?

A. Because he wanted to see time fly!




Q. How does a moulded fruit-flavoured dessert answer the phone?

A. Jell-o!




Q. When do you stop at green and go at red?

A. When you're eating a watermelon!




Q. How did the farmer mend his pants?

A. With cabbage patches!




Q. Why don't they serve chocolate in prison?

A. Because it makes you break out!




Q. What do you call artificial spaghetti?

A. Mockaroni!




Q. What happens to a hamburger that misses a lot of school?

A. He has a lot of ketchup time!




Q. Why did the man at the orange juice factory lose his job?

A. He couldn't concentrate!


(Krishana Raghav)

Aapki ek muskurahat NE hamarey hosh udaa diye.
Aapki ek muskurahat NE hamarey hosh udaa diye.
Hum hosh me aane hi wale the.
Ki aap Phir se muskura diye ....

************ ********* *********

 PHOOL bankar muskurana zindagi hai..
MUSKURA ke gum bhulana zindagi hai..
Mil kar khush hue to kya hue..
Bina mile rishte nibhana zindagi hai..
 
************ ********* *********

Deepak me agar noor na hota,
Tanha dil majboor na hota,
Hum aapse goodmrng kehne zaroor aate
Agar apka ghar itni dur na hota. 

************ ********* *********
DOSTI AGAR BURI HAI TO USE HONE MAT DO,
HO GAYI TO USE KHONE NA DO,
AUR AGAR DOST HO SABSE PYARA TO USE SONE MAT DO.......
!! JAGTE RAHO !!
 
************ ********* *********

Kasoor na unka tha na hamara,
Hum dono hi rishto ki rasam nibhate rahe,
Who dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe,
Hum mohabbat ko dil me chhupate rahe.
 
************ ********* *********

Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,
Nazar NE dil ki nazar utari,
Nazar NE dekha nazar ko aise,
Ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.
 
************ ********* *********
Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,
Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.
 
************ ********* *********

Is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye.
Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,
Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.
 
************ ********* *********

Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaar! I.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar AA jaaye muskaan hont pe tumahari.
 
************ ********* *********

 Duriyon ki na parwah kiya kijiye,
Dil jab bhi pukare bula lijiye,
Hum door jyaada nahi aapse,
Bas apni aankhon ko palko se mila lijiye.
 
************ ********* *********

 Waqt NE sari kahani hi badal dali,
Pyar ka naam Jo aata hai to Dar lagta hai,
Zakham kuch aise bhi apno NE diye hai mujhko,
AB koi haath milata hai to Dar lagta hai,
 
************ ********* *********

Na kabhi muskurahat aapke hoton se dur ho,
Aapki har khwahish hakikat me manzur ho,
Ho jaye Jo aap humse khafa,
Khuda na kare humse kabhi aisa kasoor ho…

(Krishana Raghav)

1) Santa: Whts d guarantee 4 this mirror? Shopkeeper: Throw down frm 100 ft hite, d mirror will not break till 99 ft.! Santa: WOW.! Thats great. Pack it


 
 
2) Pls send me one Good Night. Really I cant sleep without it. I dnt know how this happened to me. If u dont have Good Night atleast Mortein or Allout.


 
 
3) Why everybody is invited on marriage but not on marriage anniversaries? ???  Guess....... ..Socho.. ..... SUKH KE SAB SAATHI,DUKH MEIN NAA KOI


 
 
4) Jab hum pite hai...to tufano ka rukh mod diya karte hai..tumari kya capacity hai?jitni tum pite ho..utni to hum gilaso me chod diya karte he...


 
 
5) Peter went to battery shop and asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Peter: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya
 

6) Santa: mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kehti hai?
Banta: No, jo usne handwriting pachan li fer...?


 
 
7) Sardar in mysore palace,Tourist guide- sir PLz don sit there, It is Tippu sultan's chair   Sardar- oye don't worry yaar i will get up when he comes..


 
 
8) Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi Ladke bhi unke saath the Ladkiyon ne naara Lagaya HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO.


 
 
9) Scientific question.
How does blood reach ur head?

Simple...!

Direction of liquid always flows  towards

"EMPTY SPACE"...

 
 
 
10) Curious kid asks old man: what book r u reading? Old man: history book.  Kid: but that's a sex book!? Old man: well 4 me it's history


(Krishana Raghav)

1) Sehwag - U cant blame him. He played his natural game (and got out, naturally)

2) Tendulkar - U cant blame him. He scored a 50 (like a tortoise)

3) Laxman - U cant blame him. This was his first match after a long gap. (Just wait for another 10 matches)

4) Mongia - U cant blame him. He played well. (Just that he thought the test series had already started)

5) D. Karthik - U cant blame him. He won us the 20-20 match (He is not used to the 50-50 format)

6) Dhoni - U cant blame him. He tried for a big shot and got caught at the boundary (well .. ok .. 20 metres from the boundary line)

7) Pathan - U cant blame him. He's an allrounder. (Like Alok Kapali - The Bangladesh allrounder)

8) Harbhajan - U cant blame him. He's the best spinner we have (He's the only one, so he has to be the best)

9) Kumble - U cant blame him. He's a fighter (and a loser)

10) Zaheer - U cant blame him. He is the fastest bowler (The ball disappears fast as well)

11) Sreesanth - U cant blame him. Atleast he has the guts to look into the batsman's eyes (after being smashed all over the park)

Chappel - U cant blame him. He's building the team for the World Cup (He may be missing at that time though)
Kaif & Raina – U cant blame them. They didn't play (Thank God)

(Krishana Raghav)

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 ~ !@ # $%^&*
Thank God All Boutons Of My Cell r Fine.
Sorry 2 Distrb u


Jane Anjanay
Mein
Agar
Maine
Aap ka
Dil
Dhukaya
H0
Kabhi
Tang
Keya
Ho
Matamizi ki
Ho
Uz
k
liye
aapse
jo
Hosakta
Hai
Karlo
Main
Sudhernay
Walon
main se Nahi.....\


WELCOME TO RAMADAN MANU.....
APNE GUNAH JANAE K LIYE 1 DABAIYE.
TOBA K LIYE 2 DAIYE.
DUNIYA SE BURAI KHATAM KARNE K LIYE APNA GALA DABAIYE. \


aik tha raja aik the rani dono mar gay khatam kahani
idoit neechay kia un ke laash doondh rahay ho kaha na mar gaye khatam kahani Behzad Khan Sherwani Behzad Khan Sherwani

Mil giya Oye mil gaya
oye oye mil giya
oho mil giya
Ballay Ballay ::
mil he giya
aaj to mil he giya
yeh sms perhne wala ek or bewqoof mil giya !!!! Behzad Khan Sherwani

Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM ...KAPKAPATAY HONT....LARKHARATI AAWAZ...THARTHARATA BADAN ...mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI...\

Mera DIL krta hai ke tum ko har din kron
Balke har hour k bad kron
main pagal aur phattne wala ho jata hon jub main nhi krta tumko
Ek pyara sa SMS saim

In your life 4 thing come anytime:
1 LOVE
2 FRIENDSHIP
3 MONEY
4 ?????????
"SUSU"
So do it be4 sleep it can come at any time. \

Year........ .....1927. ......November 18th ..... Evening....Exactly at 20:27pm..... ......... ..Kuch Nahi Hua Tha Aap Apna Kam Kro......... ... \

no visits...
no calls..~.
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls...
I'm worried,Sohneo, viah ta ni kra leya kitey? \

hey i saw u in TV... how smart u r ... how sweet u r ... how lovely u r ... but i dont know y u r comilg only in animal planet chanel... \



Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do More,Demand Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday..\


W: Wonderful
I: Item
F: For
E: Entertainment
(WIFE)

H: Handsome
U: Useful
S: Smart
B: But
A: At
N: Night
D: Dangerous
(HUSBAND)\


What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip n when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
Vicks Inhaler..
But i like the way u think..  \


When u feel, That nobody loves u, Nobody cares 4 u, & every 1 is ignoring you, N hating u, U should ask urself, Sala ... Chakkar kia hai \

whats wronng with your phone? everytime when i call,it says the subscriber you have dialled is an angel,call heaven for details.love you so badly. cathy

if people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai.....\

you"
yes you
u really disspointed me
i trusted u so much but UR big mouth is never SHUT
why don't u stop telling others my secret?
that
I M CUTE !! \


If u Punch me,I dont mind
If u Punch me,I dont mind
If u Hurt me,I dont mind
If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind
If u Insult me,I dont mind
Bcause U R MY "ATM CARD\


Those Sparkling Eyes
Those Sparkling Eyes
That Amazing Face
A 100watt smile
The Enthu Stride
The Cheerful Talk
Charming stud
I'm still The same
hw r u?...wts up? \


Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think..hahaha

(Krishana Raghav)

EDIT POST

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Funny SMS Laugh....

Saturday, 23. December 2006, 17:23:59

Funny SMS
1) Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho, mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho, na milte ho na sms
karte ho ,kya tum mujse bi jayada garib ho.....

2) Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, mai shor macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to karni hi padegi..

3) DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao,

KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,

AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY,

chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao.

4) Log kehte hai k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai.... "simple c
baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".

5) Catch her by her waist...
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a ...
...nice drink...PEPSI
Luv u oye Bubbly!!

6) 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

2nd Child: Why?

1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur
kehte chhodna mat.

7) An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl-
apne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha-
girl-ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kam.

8) Jab kisi ki taraf
DiL jhukne
lage..

Bat aa kar
zubaan tak
rukne lage

To

TO

To

TO

To

VICKS ki goli lo
Khikhich dur karo...

9) Hamari dosti ka kitna fayda uthhate ho,1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,
hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,hamare msg forward kar naye -naye dost
banate ho.

10) Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai, apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga
rakhi hai, hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen, hum ne kya sms ki factory laga
rakhi
hai.

(Krishana Raghav)

1) Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho, mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho, na milte ho na sms
karte ho ,kya tum mujse bi jayada garib ho.....

2) Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, mai shor macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to karni hi padegi..

3) DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao,

KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,

AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY,

chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao.

4) Log kehte hai k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai.... "simple c
baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".

5) Catch her by her waist...
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a ...
...nice drink...PEPSI
Luv u oye Bubbly!!

6) 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

2nd Child: Why?

1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur
kehte chhodna mat.

7) An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl-
apne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha-
girl-ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kam.

8) Jab kisi ki taraf
DiL jhukne
lage..

Bat aa kar
zubaan tak
rukne lage

To

TO

To

TO

To

VICKS ki goli lo
Khikhich dur karo...

9) Hamari dosti ka kitna fayda uthhate ho,1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,
hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,hamare msg forward kar naye -naye dost
banate ho.

10) Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai, apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga
rakhi hai, hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen, hum ne kya sms ki factory laga
rakhi
hai.

(Krishana Raghav)

1) Palkon par dastak dene koi khwab aane wala hai,
khabar mili wo khwab sach hone wala hai,
hamne kaha,uski palkon par ja, jo pyarasa dost abhi sone wala hai..


2) Mehnat Se
Roti
Milti
Hai;
Kismat Se
Daulat
Milti
Hai;
Khuda Ki
Khaas
Nazar Ho
Jis Bandhe Pe...
Usey
Duniya Me
Hamari "DOSTI"
Milti Hai..


3) Iss 2 pal ki zindagi mein tanhai kyon hai,
logon ko humse ruswai kyon hai.
Iss duniya mein insan kum nahin,
phir hamare sath sirf hamari parchhai kyon hai..

4) Saye ki tarha sath rehne wale,Rishta kuch iss taraha
se tod gaye,Hakikat mein
milna to mumkin na tha,
khawabo mein aana bhi chhod gaye..

5) Haath choote to rishte nahi choota karte,
Waqt ki shakh se lamhe nahi toota karte,
Milte hain kuch log aise zindagi mein jinse kabhi naate nahi toota karte.

6) Zindgi bhar apka sath hum denge,
girne lage aap to apna hath hum denge,
is rishte se badke koi rishta nahi,
apko apni dosti ki saugat hum denge!

7) Jinki tamanna dil me thi,
judai ab hum unki sehte hain,
fursat hi nahi humse kuch batein karne ki,
islie ab hum har waqt khamosh rehte hain.

8) Dil jo tut gaya to fariyad karoge tum,
Hum na rahe to yaad karoge tum,
Aaj to kehte ho waqt nahi, Par ek din mere liye waqt se fariyad karoge tum..

9) Tum dil ko bekrar kyo nahi karte,
Meri mohabbat par atbar kyo nahi karte,
Jee nahi sakta hoke juda tumse,
Aur tum mohabbat ka izhaar bhi nahi karte.

10) Kabhi kabhi dil udas hota hai ,
halka sa akhon ko ehsaas hota hai,
chalkte hai mere bhi ankho se ansu,
jab unke dur hone ka ehsaas hota hai.

(Krishana Raghav)

1) Dad: D girl whom I showed u is Roopvati, Gunvati & Dhanvati. So u shoud marry her. Son: But d girl whom I love is GARBHVATI so I must marry her
 
 
 
 
 
 
2) Boys have fun by teasing girls....then girls may cry for few minutes...girls have fun by loving boys....But boys cry for the whole life.
 
 
 
 
 
3) Aankho mein "SHARAFAT"
chaal main"NAJAKAT"
dil me"SACHCHAI"
aur chehre me"SAFAI"
Phir kyon na bole har ladki apko "BHAI" . . . . . . .
 
 
 
 
 
4) Santa-yaar ladkì ko i Love u kehne ki sabse achi jagh kaun si hai? Banta-Mandir. Santa-kyon? Banta-kyunki vahan unho ne chapal nahi pehni hoti.
 
 
 
 
 
5) Sardar:Shirt K Liye Koi Badhiya Kpda DikahO?
Salesman:Plain Me Dikha du?
Sardar:Abe!Hawaai Jahaaj Me Jaane Ki Kya zarurat Hai yahi pr dikha do.
 
 
 
 
 
6) Aayi thi meri qabr pe diya jalane ke liye.
 

Aayi thi meri qabr pe diya jalane ke liye.

 

Pada hua tel bhi le gayi,
Tadka lagane ke liye...!!
Wah wah...

 
 
 
 
7) Boy- chalo!! kisi viran jagah chalte hai...! Girl-tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge na...? Boy-bilkul nahi! Girl-to fir rehne do....!!
 
 
 
 
 
8) SANTA Gifted a Card to his Dad on his B'day with a Sher:"Phul to Bahut he par Gulab Jesa Koi Nahi,Papa to Bahut hai Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi.
 
 
 
 
9) If RELIANCE GROUP launches a DIAPER.  What will b d slogan?  "AB KARLO SUSSU CHADDI MEIN",  Dhirubhai ka sapna,Har langoti mein diaper apna!
 
 
 
 
 
10) Who played a double role in SHOLAY?
 

 


Socho..

 

 

 

 

 

 


Aur socho yaar..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"COIN"..

It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a
country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!
Let's Thank... KAAMWALI BAI

Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but I
really Luv U!
Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya
kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal

Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN

Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi achche yaar mile,
meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile

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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha
gaya .
3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT: Ticket hai?
Sadhu: Nahin
TT: Chalo
Sadhu: Kahan?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein

Bhoolne waale se koyi keh de zara is tarah yaad aane se kya faaida, Jab mere dil ki duniya basaati nahin phir khayaalon mein aane se kya faaida Kya kahoon aapse kitni umeeden thi Aap kya badle duniya badal si gayi, Aasra de ke dil tod te hain mera Is tarah sataane se kya faaida, Chaar tinke jala ke kya mil gaya Mit sakana zamane se mera nishaan, Mujhpe bijli girao to jaanu sahi Aashiaan par girane se kya faaida...!!! (Kriahsna Raghav)

1) Nasha jaruri hai zindagi k liye,par sirf sharab hi nahi hai bekhudi k liye, kisi ki mast nigahon me doob ja ae dost, bada hasi samundar hai khudkushi ke
liye.

2) Na kashti hai na kinara hai koi, na manzil na sahara hai koi, na ansu hai na kushi ka ishara hai koi, par aap hai to lagta hai hamara hai koi.

3) Bhula na sako ge mujhe bhool kar tum, mai aksar tumhe yaad aata rahunga. Kabhi khwab ban kar kabhi yaad ban kar, mai ninde tumhari churata rahunga.

4) Dekho aawaz dekar, paas hamme paoge,
aaoge tanha par tanha na jaoge,
dur rahkar bhi tumhi par hai nazar meri,
hathon se tham lenge jab bhi thokar khaoge

5) Pucho na us kagaz se jis pe hum dil ke bayan likhte hai.Tanhayi me beeti baate tamam likhte hai.Woh Kalam bhi diwani ho gayi jis se hum AAP ka Naam likhte
hai

6) Wo kahin b rahen sar pe uske ilzaam to hai,uske hathon ki lakiron me mera naam to hai,wo mujhe apna banaye ya na banaye zamane me mere naam se woh badnam to
hai

7) Na Misaal milegi Tere Husn ke iss Kayanat me,tu itni kashish bhari Khoobsorti kahanse Le aye hai Labo pe Maikhane, Ankhome Paymane, khuda Jane Aaj kis kiski
Shammat Aye Hai

8) Dekh k logo
ko,socha ishq
hum b karle

phir bewafao
ko dekh socha,
thoda sabrr karle

jaan gawante
dekh is daldal
me kaio ko,

socha patli gali
se hum nikal le.

9) Aap itna yaad na karo hum ko,
kahi hum chheenko se pareshan na ho jaye.
Yaad to hum bhi aapko bahut karte hain,
Par darte hain,
ke kahi aapko zukaam na ho jaye

10) Apne dilki bat unse keh nahi sakte,Bin kahe bhi ji nahi sakte'Ae Khuda aisi takdir bana,wo humse khud akar kahe'HUM' Apk bina Reh nahi sakte.

(Krishana Raghav)

1) A boy prpose a GIRLin new way:-
Tu pudine ki chatni, main paneer tika. Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT aur mai tera MIKA . . . . .

2) A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.

3) Tip to reduce consumption of alcohol : Before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days when u r HAPPY..!!

4) When a BLACK CAT
falls down,
What will the
WHITE CAT say ???

Don't think Like
a SCIENTIST
It will only say....

MEOW....
MEOW....

5) Sardar trying to propose to a girl, said "main tumse..." GIRL_tameez se baat karo!! SARDAR_behenji, main aapse shadi karna chahta hoon..!!

6) Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon,
Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon...?

Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hoon..

7) Who is a Dost?
Dost vo jo bin bulaye aaye,
Bevajah sar khaye,
Jeb khali karwaye,
Kabhi sataye,
Kabhi rulaye,
Magar hamesha saath Nibhaye.

8) Whats the difference between Data and Information?

362436 - Data

36-24-36 Information! ..

9) Boy says 2 girl:- tute hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi.

girl says:- tuti hui chappal se pitega ya chapal tutne tak pitega.

10) Wife and husband r like wheels of vehicles. if one tyre punctures vehcle will not move......
so intelligent man always carry stepny with him..

(Krishana Raghav)

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Dosti ka haq Hum ada yun karte hai...
tere naam pe ye jaan fida hum karte hain.....
tujhko phool ka bhi Zakhm na Aane paaye....
hum khuda se yehi duaa karte hai.....

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zindagai ki raaah me bahot se yaar milenge..
hum kya....humse bhi achche hazaar milenge...
in acchchonki beed me hume bhula mat dena....
Hum kahan tumhe baaar baar milenge..

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dosti ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata,
dil me lagi aag ko bhujaya nahi jata,
kitni bhi duri ho dosti mein,
aap jaise dosto ko bhulaya nahi jata.

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Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meree ho....
Aansoo tere nikle to aankhe meree ho...
Khuda kare teri meri dosti itnee gahree ho..k
Naukree tu kare aur salary meree ho........

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Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par Le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !

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Pyar Karnewalon ki kismat kharaab hoti hai
Har waqt inteha ki ghadi saath hoti hai
Waqt mile to rishto ki kitaab khol ke dekh lena,
Dosti har rishtey se lajawab hoti hai

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DIL ME TUMHARE APNI KAMI CHHOD JAYENGE…
AANKHO ME INTEZAR KI LAKIR CHHOD JAYENGE
YAAD RAKHNA MUJHE DHUNDTE PHIROGE
EK DIN ZINDAGI ME AISE DOST KI KAMI CHOD JAYENGE

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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

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Kisi Ko Apni Khoobion Ka Ehsaas Nahin Hota
Aap Jaisa Dostoon Ka Milna Itifaaq Nahin Hota
Achha Kuch Kia HoGa Hum Ne
Warna Aap Ho Sath Humaray Yeh Yaqeen Nahin Hota

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pyar se pyari koi majboori nahi hoti,
kami apno ki kabhi puri nahi hoti,
dilon ka juda hona alag baat hai
nazron se door hona koi doori nahi hoti.

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Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,
Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !!

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Dosti Ghazal Hai Gun Gunane Ke Liye
Dosti Naghma Hai Sunane Ke Liye
Yeh Woh Jazba Hai Jo Sab Ko Nahin Milta
Kion Ki Hosla Chahiye Dosti Nibhane Ke Liye

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Sau bewafaai kubool hain ek vafaai ke liye,
Sau aansu kubool hain ek hasi ke liya,
hum tho mohtaj hain aapke pyar ke...
Sau dushmani kubool hain aapki dosti ke liye...

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Phool khilte rahein zindagi ki rah mei,
Hasi chamakti rahi aap ki nigaah mei,
Kadam kadam par mile khusi ki bhaar aapko,
Dil deta hai yehi dua baar baar aaapko....

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Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai!

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Zarurat hi nahi alfaz ki,
Dosti to bas cheeze hai ahsas ki,
Pass hote to kya manzar hota,
Door se hi kabar hai hame apki har sas ki

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Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !

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Har kalli tum se khushboo udhaar maange
aftab tujhse noor udhaar maange
rab kare tu dosti aisi nibhaaye
ke log mujhse teri dosti udhaar maange

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zindagi ko yun hi jee lete hain
ghamo ko yun hi see lete hain
mila lete hain hum jinse dosti ka haat
unn haathon se phir zeher bhi pee lete hain

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D-dastak bhi na de,
O-our apna bana le,
S-saason me base joh,
T-taqdeer joh sawaar de,
I-issi rishte ko toh kehte hai ** (DOSTI).

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Sapne the, Sapno k Ap Sahil hue,
Na Jane kaise hum Apki Dosti k Kabil hue
Karazdar Rahege hum us Hasin pal k,
Jb Aap Hamari Zindagi me Shamil hue

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Kaun kehta hai Dost tumse hamari Judaai hogi,
Ye Khabar kissi aur ne Udaai hogi,
Shaan se rahenge aapke Dil mae hum,
Itne shayries mein Humne kuchh toh Jagah banaai hogi.

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zaroori nahi ki doston mein baat hoti rahe
zaroori nahi ki doston mein mulakaat hoti rahe
zaroori hai to bas ki dost jahaan bhi rahe
use hamari yaad aati rahe

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Dosti ke mayne hamse kya puchte ho,
Hum abhi in baton se anjaan hain,
Sirf ek gujarish hai ke bhool na jana hame,
Kyonki aapki dosti hi hamari jaan hai.

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Suna hai asar hota hai baaton mein,
Aap bhi bhul jaoge Do-Chaar mulakaton mein,
Lekin humse bachkar kahan jaoge,
Aapki dosti ki lakeer hai mere haathon mein

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Daulat Aur Sohrat sabke Pas Hai,
Khushiya Aur Ghum Sabke Naseeb Mein Hai,
Pyar Aur Nafrat Sabke Dil Mein Hai,
Par Khush-naseeb Hai Hum kyonki Tum Jaisa Dost Hamare Pas hai

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Some of the Inspiring Quotes which tell not to give up in life so you can
learn something from these Quotes

1) Never expect things to happen..
struggle and make them happen.
never expect yourself to be given a good valuecreate a value of your own

2) If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity.But if it falls on
a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl.so choose the best place where you
would shine..

3) Falling down is not defeat...defeat is when your refuse to get up...

4) Ship is always safe at shore... but is is not built for it

5) When your successful your well wishers know who you are when you are
unsuccessful you know who your well wishers are

6) It is great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to
tell him/her

7) "To the world you might be one person,
but to one person you just might be the world

8) "Even the word 'IMPOSSIBLE' says 'I M POSSIBLE' "

9) Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort in your life
makes all the difference.

(Krishana Raghav)