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11月29日 funny jokesA man is talking to God. The man: "God, how long is a million years?" God: "To me, it's about a minute." The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?" God: "To me it's a penny." The man: "God, may I have a penny?" God: "Wait a minute." Submitted by: Freshteh Sadeghi Here is a good riddle to demonstrate the battle-between- the-sexes kind of jokes. Q: Why did God create the man before he created the woman? A1: The answer that men give: To give him the chance to enjoy Heaven on Earth for a few moments. A2: The answer that women give: Everyone makes a draft first! Submitted by: Robert Fred is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?" Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them." His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother." A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?" With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much." The friend said, "Then what's the problem?" Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her." An elementary school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school. "If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I will promise not to believe everything your child says happens at home.Submitted by: Willaim Greaves A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation? B: Yes, of course. A: Great! I never could before! Submitted by: Fred Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player? She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin. (Requires basic knowledge of the Cinderella story and that both ball and coach have double meanings.) Submitted by: Jillian H. Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I". Student: I is the... Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I". Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. Submitted by: Monirul Hassan Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb." The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?" The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark." Submitted by: Tshifhiwa Rambau Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?" The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!" Submitted by: Michael Trew Teacher: How can we get some clean water? Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it. Submitted by: Zeinab Eltayb Q. What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg? A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet?) Submitted by: Emily Mileski (If you don't know what Limp
Bizkit is, see the results of a Google search for Limp Bizkit.) A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket." The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?" The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!" Submitted by: Matty This is a good one to follow the following previously submitted joke. A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? B: No idea. (No Eye Deer.) A: What do you call a dead deer with no eyes? B: Still no idea. A: Meet my new born brother. B: Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name? A: I don't know. I can't understand a word he says. Submitted by: Landa Eugene Q: When does the (English) alphabet have only 25 letters? A: At Christmas time, because it is the time of Noel. (No L) Submitted by: George Hurlburt Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter? A: An envelope. Q: If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become? A: Wet. Q: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A: A stick. Q: Where do you find giant snails? A: On the ends of their fingers. (Giants' nails.) Q: What travels around the world and stays in a corner? A: A stamp. Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean? A: A blackboard. These need to be written. Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes? A: A piiig. Q: What goes Oh, Oh, Oh? A: Santa Claus walking backwards. Q: What do elephants have that no other animal has? A: Baby elephants. Depending on where you live, students will enjoy this one. Q: What do you call a hippie's wife? A: Mississippi. Q: What did the ocean say to the beach? A: Nothing, it just waved! Submitted by: Eric Stein The First 3 Years of Marriage
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock. Q: What happens when "you" and "I" are gone? A: Only 24 letters are left. (you=the letter "u" and I the letter "i".) Submitted by: Maria Zermani Riddles of AlphabetQ: What letter of the alphabet is an insect? A: B. (bee) Q: What letter is a part of the head? A: I. (eye) Q: What letter is a drink? A: T. (tea) Q: What letter is a body of water? A: C. (sea) Q: What letter is a pronoun like "you"? A: The letter " I " Q: What letter is a vegetable? A: P. (pea) Q: What letter is an exclamation? A: O. (oh!) Q: What letter is a European bird? A: J. (Jay) Q: What letter is looking for causes ? A: Y. (why) Q: What four letters frighten a thief? A: O.I.C.U. (Oh I see you!) Q: What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but not once in a thousand years? A: The letter "m". Q: Why is the letter "T" like an island ? A: Because it is in the middle of waTer. Q: In what way can the letter "A" help a deaf lady? A: It can make "her" "hear. Q: Which is the loudest vowel? A: The letter "I". It is always in the midst of noise Q: What way are the letter "A" and "noon" alike? A: Both of them are in the middle of the "day". Q: Why is "U" the happiest letter? A: Because it is in the middle of "fun". Q: What word of only three syllables contains 26
letters? A: Alphabet = (26 letters) Q: What relatives are dependent on "you"? A: Aunt, uncle, cousin. They all need "U". Q: What is the end of everything? A: The letter "g". Submitted by: Mubarak Abdessalami This is a bilingual English/Spanish joke-- especially good for a class of native Spanish speakers. It also illustrates an important gramatical difference between languages (genders of nouns). An
Englishman went to Spain on a fishing trip. He hired a Spanish guide to
help him find the best fishing spots. Since the Englishman was learning
Spanish, he asked the guide to speak to him in Spanish and to correct
any mistakes of usage. They were hiking on a mountain trail when a very
large, purple and blue fly crossed their path. The Englishmen pointed
at the insect with his fishing rod, and said, "Mira el mosca!" The
guide, sensing a teaching opportunity, replied, "No, senor, 'la
mosca'... es feminina." The Englishman looked at him, then back at the fly, and then said, "Good heavens... you must have incredibly good eyesight." Submitted by: Gary Cooper, Dallas, Texas Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors? A: A piano. Q: What has 6 eyes but can't see? A: 3 blind mice. Q: Who earns money driving their customers away? A: A taxi driver. The teacher speaking to a student said, "Saud, name two pronouns." Saud who suddenly woke up, said, "Who, me?" Submitted by: Abu Jouri Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it? Student: Obviously it is the past tense. Submitted by: Abu Jouri
Q: What is orange and sounds like parrot? A: A carrot Submitted by: Mariana GÛmez Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump! Submitted by: Submitted by: Ana CarriÁo, Portugal This is a riddle. It works well if you let the students ask yes and no questions about the situation, before revealing the answer. Q:
A man goes into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The barman pulls
out a gun, and points it at the customer. "Thank you" replies the
customer and walks out. What happened? A: The customer had hiccups. I've
used this in many countries in Eastern Europe. It always works - a
shock as a hiccup cure appears to be an international thing. Submitted by: Jenny Mitchell Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No idea.(No-eye deer) Submitted by: Pablo Ortega Ju·rez ESL teacher: You must never begin a sentence "I is ...". Clever student: Please sir, what's wrong with "I is a vowel". Submitted by: Glenn Jarrett (Krishana Raghav) i good poemMadmast hawa hai, Mausam bhi suhana hai, Bandar English me Hindi padh raha hai, Kya educational zamana hai! Anjan the kyun jaan bane Khamosh juba se kuch kehne lage Soi armano ko jagake dil mein Muskura rahe ho khud anjan bane Beta bola, "Papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" "Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai" Kaun kehta hai dil pagal hai Pagalpan to sirf aik bahana hai Aik bar hans kar muskura kar to dekho Yeh pagal tumhara deewana hai Yaadon ka ek jhoka aaya, Hamse milne barson baad Pehle itna nahi roye, Jitna aaj roye barson baad Lamha-lamha ghar ujda hai, Mushkil se ehsaas hua Pathar aye the barso pehle, Dil tuta barson baad Apne hisse ki zindagi to hum jee chuke Ab to bas dharkano ka lihaz karte hain Kya kahein dunya waalo ko jo Aakahri saans par bhi aitraaz karte hain Hum to bethe hi aap ke pyar main Tarapte hain dard ke is jaal main Chor di hai dunya is takrar main Jab se milli hain tanhayian aap ke intezar main Khud se to pyar hum ne kabhi kiya hi nahin tha Aap ke siwa kisi ko ye haq diya hi nahin tha Mushkilon main aaj aap ne rishta hi tor diya Roshni ka khawab dikha kar andhere main chor diya (Krishana Raghav) SMS in Hindi1) Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho, mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho, na milte ho na sms karte ho ,kya tum mujse bi jayada garib ho..... 2) Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, mai shor macha dungi. Boy:Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai. Girl: i know but formality to karni hi padegi.. 3) DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao, KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao, AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY, chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao. 4) Log kehte hai k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai.... "simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain". 5) Catch her by her waist... Bring her home.. Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & have a ... ...nice drink...PEPSI Luv u oye Bubbly!! 6) 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain. 2nd Child: Why? 1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chhodna mat. 7) An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl- apne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha- girl-ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kam. 8) Jab kisi ki taraf DiL jhukne lage.. Bat aa kar zubaan tak rukne lage To TO To TO To VICKS ki goli lo Khikhich dur karo... 9) Hamari dosti ka kitna fayda uthhate ho,1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho, hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,hamare msg forward kar naye -naye dost banate ho. 10) Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai, apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai, hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen, hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai. 11月23日 Funny ShayariHi Vajpaye needs 500 donkeys to attack on Pakistan. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo ************ ********* ********* ********* * What is wrong with your cell every time I call a voice comes that The subscriber u have dialed Is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail ************ ********* ********* ********* * Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila khila jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila ************ ********* ********* ********* * Vo sochte honge usko aksar, jo hamein unke salaam de jaati hai, vo kya jaane unhein choone waali hawa bhi, hamein unke saare paigaam de jaai hai! ************ ********* ********* ********* * Someday u may lose ur hair. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks. coz u cant lose wot u don't have! ************ ********* ********* ********* * You look so fine!I want to... break your heart and give you mine ************ ********* ********* ********* * You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason why I love you! ************ ********* ********* ********* * Love is like war... Easy to start... Difficult to end... Impossible to forget ************ ********* ********* ********* * Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?? ************ ********* ********* ********* * I've seen angels in the sky, I've seen snow fall in July, I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do, But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you! ************ ********* ********* ********* * Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It. Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga ************ ********* ********* ********* * TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARNE ME bade le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...! ************ ********* ********* ********* * Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon ************ ********* ********* ********* * A Friend is Sweet when its NEW Its Sweeter when its TRUE But you know that its the sweetest when it is U. ************ ********* ********* ********* * Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai. ************ ********* ********* ********* * Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahra koi nahi. Pooja-paath se faldayak koi nahi Ab aapki kya tarif karu... Dosto me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi! ************ ********* ********* ********* * This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat! ************ ********* ********* ********* * God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes! ************ ********* ********* ********* * .I've seen angels in the sky, I've seen snow fall in July, I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do, But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you! ************ ********* ********* ********* * Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all! ************ ********* ********* ********* * The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn�t it rain on you? ************ ********* ********* ********* * Our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf. U jump out of the window... I look down & then... i lauf again ************ ********* ********* ********* * SMS vo gyaan hai jo baatne se badhta hai aur jisko karne par punn ki paraapti hoti hai is liye hai Praani tum Bill ka mooh chod do aur karam (SMS) karo........ ...... tabhi tumahra manusshya janam safal hoga ************ ********* ********* ********* * .If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It? ************ ********* ********* ********* * Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai Kaho Na Pyaar Hai Kya mooh dukhta hai ************ ********* ********* ********* * A triangle has 4 end, square has 3 end, segment has 2 end, but our friendship has no end. ************ ********* ********* ********* * Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya ************ ********* ********* ********* * Kaun sa gam hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai aur khama-kha chedti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chada rakha hai ************ ********* ********* ********* * Dil ke dard ko dil todne waala kya jaane pyaar ke rivajo ko ye jmaana kya jaane hoti hai kitni takleef kabar mein upper se phool chadane waala kya jaane ************ ********* ********* ********* * .Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi yeh afwaah zroor kissi dushman ne udaayi hogi shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum itne dino mein kuch to jagah bnayi hogi ************ ********* ********* ********* * Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain... ************ ********* ********* ********* * Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi ************ ********* ********* ********* * Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye jab 10 dino mein khujki na mite to 11 ve din nhaana chahiye ************ ********* ********* ********* * Arz kiya hai..... Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai wah wah! wah wah! Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha..... ************ ********* ********* ********* * Govt. of India has introduced a new rule ---> Good Looking people should be thrown out of the country!!! You are safe.... Where should i hide????? ************ ********* ********* ********* * Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain milne ki to bohat chahat hai par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain ************ ********* ********* ********* * Dil todna humari aadat nahi Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe Dil mein bas kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi ************ ********* ********* ********* * You r my sweet SONA I don't want u 2 KHONA I want a place in your heart's KONA Otherwise i will start RONA Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA ************ ********* ********* ********* * Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya to night ko sleeping chod diya tere face ki gentle beauty ne mere kind heart ko phod diya ************ ********* ********* ********* * If you fall in river there is a boat if you fall in well there is rope but if you fall in love there is no hope ************ ********* ********* ********* * Love is Pure Love is Sure Love is sweet poison that Doctors can't cure ************ ********* ********* ********* * Roses are red, voilets are blue Donkeys like you, are kept in Zoo ************ ********* ********* ********* * Friendship is a priceless gift, That cannot be bought or sold. But it's value is far greater, Than a mountain of gold. ************ ********* ********* ********* * Yaad mein teri aanhe bharta hai koi, har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi, maut to sachai hai aani hai, lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....! ************ ********* ********* ********* * Woh insaan hi kya jo tere hotel ke kharche utha na sakay...... mein chuka kar saare bill zinda rahoon khuda na kare...!!! ************ ********* ********* ********* * Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka , toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!! ************ ********* ********* ********* * Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi, har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi, ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega, ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi ************ ********* ********* ********* * jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye aur unke haath peele ho gaye ************ ********* ********* ********* * Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai ************ ********* ********* ********* * (Krishana Raghav) sms.....sms1 .Aap to manzil ko mushkil samajte he hum aap ko manzil samajte he, bada fark he apke or hamare nazariye me aap hume sapna or hum aap ko apna samajte hai ************ ********* ********* ********* * 2.Bolti hai dosti chup rehta hai pyar, hasati hai dosti rulaata hai pyar, milati hai dosti judaa karta hai pyar, phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hai pyar ************ ********* ********* ********* * 3.Leke hum dusro ki hasi kya kare, jo apni nahi wo khushi kya kare, tanha jine se behatar hai mar jaye hum, jab saath tum nahi to zindagi jikar kya kare ************ ********* ********* ********* * 4.Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein, dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein, hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bhid mein, hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein..... ************ ********* ********* ********* * 5.Humse door jayoge kaise, Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise, Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain, Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise ************ ********* ********* ********* * 6. Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye JubaaN kholu to tera he naam aaye Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tmaam aaye ************ ********* ********* ********* * 7.Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum... ************ ********* ********* ********* * 8.You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always... ************ ********* ********* ********* * 9. Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai.. ************ ********* ********* ********* * 10.Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parvat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain ************ ********* ********* ********* * 11.Aansu aa jate hain aankhon mein, par labon pe hasi lani padti hai, yeh mohabbat bhi kya cheez hai yaaro, jisse karte ho usi se chupani padti hai ************ ********* ********* ********* * 12.Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain.... waaaaahhhhhhhhh. .. ************ ********* ********* ********* * 13.Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bhaar aapko dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko ************ ********* ********* ********* * 14.Nazre na hoti to nazara na hota, duniya main hasino ka guzara na hota, hamse yeh mat kaho ke dil lagana chhod de, jaake khuda se kaho hasino ko banana chhod de ************ ********* ********* ********* * 15.Heart is like a crystal preserve it, love is like a perfume spread it, feelings are like flood flow it, friendship is like umbrella come lets share it ************ ********* ********* ********* * 16.Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye, mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye, chahe bhale pade gam se vasta, ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye ************ ********* ********* ********* * 17.When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! ************ ********* ********* ********* * 18.Anjane me hum apna dil gawa baithe is pyar me kaisa dhoka kar baithe unse kya gila kare bhool hamari hi hai jo bina dil walon se dil laga baithe ************ ********* ********* ********* * 19.Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi... ************ ********* ********* ********* * 20.Badi asaani se dil lgaaye jaate hain par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain ************ ********* ********* ********* * 21. Kab unki palkon se izhaar hoga, dil ke kisi kone mein hamare liye pyar hoga, guzar rahi hai raat unki yaad mein, kabhi to unko bhi hamara intezar hoga ************ ********* ********* ********* * 22.Nazroo se jab nazar ka takrar hota hai, har mod par kissi ka intezaar hota hai, dil rota hai zakham haste hai, isi ka naam to pyaar hota hai ************ ********* ********* ********* * 23.Unhone dekha aur aansu gir pade, bhari basant mein jaise phool bikhar pade, dukh woh nahin ki unhone hume alvida kaha, dukh to ye he ki uske bad wo khud ro pade ************ ********* ********* ********* * 24.A child uses its thumb 2 chew, an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign, a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory, but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms ************ ********* ********* ********* * 25.Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai ************ ********* ********* ********* * 26.Jab se tumhe jana hai, jab se tumhe paaya hai, har dua mein tera naam aaya hai, taaki poochhu rab se ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai ************ ********* ********* ********* * 27.Ret pe naam kabhi likhte nahi, ret pe naam kabhi tikte nahi, log kehte hai ki hum patthar dil hain, lekin pattharo pe likhe naam kabhi mit te nahin ************ ********* ********* ********* * 28. Aankhon me rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte, dil me rehne walo ki baat nahi karte, hamari to ruh me bus gaye hain aap, tabhi to hum milne ki fariyaad nahi karte ************ ********* ********* ********* * 29.Kaanch chube to nishan reh jaata hai, dil tute to armaan reh jaata hai, laga to deta hai waqt marham is dil par, phir bhi umra bhar ek zakhm reh jata hai ************ ********* ********* ********* * 30.Mana aaj unhe hamara koi khayal nahi, jawab dene ko hum razi he par koi sawal nahi, pucho unke dil se kya hum unke yaar nahi, kya hamse milne ko wo bekarar nahi ************ ********* ********* ********* * 31.Leke hum dusro ki hasi kya kare, jo apni nahi wo khushi kya kare, tanha jine se behatar hai mar jaye hum, jab saath tum nahi to zindagi jikar kya kare ************ ********* ********* ********* * 32.Muskura do jara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-mahefil mai rosni kam hai, tum hamare nahi to kya gum hai, hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai? ************ ********* ********* ********* * 33.Lamhe ye sunhere kal sath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi baat ho na ho, yaadon ke hasin lamhe dil me rehenge, tamaam umar chahe mulaqat ho na ho ************ ********* ********* ********* * 34.A good Friend is like a computer he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles and never DELETE you from his heart. ************ ********* ********* ********* * 35.Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dhadakte hai, hum wo khushbo hain jo baho mein mahakte hain, humse pyar na karna e-zalim hum vo dard hain jo ankhose chalakte hain ************ ********* ********* ********* * 36.a friend is sweet when it is new... it is sweeter when it is true.... but you know that..... it is the sweetest when it is u.. ************ ********* ********* ********* * 37.Chehre pe ashko ki lakeer si ban gayi Jo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayi humne to chalaayi thi ret pe ungli gaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi ************ ********* ********* ********* * 38.Phool se pehle khusboo ko to dekho, karne se pehle kaam ko to dekho, kisike roop mein diwana naa bano, surat se pehle uske dil ko to dekho ************ ********* ********* ********* * 39.Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du kambaqt bill bohat aata hai ************ ********* ********* ********* * 40.Door rehkar bhi yaad karenge yeh mat sochna ki bhool jayenge tumeh, agar dost bankar raas na aaye to ajnabi ban kar yaad aayenge tumeh ************ ********* ********* ********* * 41.Lehar ati hai kinare se palat jati hai, yad ati hai dil me simat jati hai, faraq itna hai ki lehar bewaqt ati hai, aur aap ki yaad har waqt ati hai ************ ********* ********* ********* * 42.Have a heart that never hardens have a smile that never fades have a touch that never burnt and have friendship that never breaks. ************ ********* ********* ********* * 43.Gham me hasne walo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata, lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata, hone wale ho jate hain khudhi dil se apne, kisi ko kehkar apna banaya nahi jata ************ ********* ********* ********* * 44.Wo laut aayega teri zindagi mein, jiska intzaar tujhe aaj bhi hai, maana waqt ne ki hai bewafai tujhse lekin meri duaon me asar aaj bhi hai ************ ********* ********* ********* * 45.Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti, zindagi gamo se dur nahi hoti, ae dost is dosti ko sanjokar rakhna, aisi dosti har kisi ko nasib nahi hoti ************ ********* ********* ********* * 46. Fiza par asar hawaon ka hota hai, mohabbat par asar adaon ka hota hai, koi aisa hi kisi ka diwana nahi hota, kuch kasoor to nigahon ka hota hai ************ ********* ********* ********* * 47.Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dhadakte hai, hum wo khushbo hain jo baho mein mahakte hain, humse pyar na karna e-zalim hum vo dard hain jo ankho se chalakte hain ************ ********* ********* ********* * 48.Apne pyar ko chupana chaha par chupa na sake, diwane dil pe kabu hum pa na sake, aaj itne karib se gujar gaye wo, phir bhi unka hath hum tham na sake ************ ********* ********* ********* * 49.Ikrar may shabdo ki ahmiyat nai hoti, dil ke jazbat ki awaz nai hoti, ankhen bayan kar deti hai dil ki dastan, mohabbat lafzo ki mohtaz nai hoti ************ ********* ********* ********* * 50.Har ek se achi baat karna FITRAT hai hamari, har ek khush rahe ye HASRAT hai hamari, koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare, har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari ************ ********* ********* ********* * 51.jawaab teri shayari ka.... denge hum shayari mein.... naam tera likh baithe hain.... apne dil ki diary mein.... ************ ********* ********* ********* * 52.If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST, If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE, If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST, and since you are my friend...U R THE BEST !!! ************ ********* ********* ********* * 53.Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge, kahi zyada to kahi kum milenge, choice zara sochke karna, zaroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge ************ ********* ********* ********* * 54.Khuda se thoda rahem kharid lete, aap ke zakhmo ka marhar kharid lete, agar kahin kabhi bikti khushiyan meri, to saari bechkar aapka har gam kharid lete ************ ********* ********* ********* * 55.Aap ka ashiyana dil mein basaya hai, apki yado ko sine se lagaya hai, pata nahi yaad apki hi kyo aati hai, dost to hamne auro ko bhi banaya hai ************ ********* ********* ********* * 56.Haseeno ne haseen banke gunaaah kiya, auro ko to theek humko bhi tabaah kiya, pesh kiya jab ghazaloN mein unki bewafaii ko, auro ne to theek unhone bhi waah waah kiya ************ ********* ********* ********* * 57.Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai, ladkon ko fassane ke jaal hote hai, na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone, tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai ************ ********* ********* ********* * 58.Make a heart which never breaks, make a smile which never hurts, make a touch which never pains, make a friendship which never ends ************ ********* ********* ********* * 59.Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am Tarzan you are Monkey ************ ********* ********* ********* * 60.Dosti gazal hai gane ke liye, dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye, ye wo jazba hai jo sabko nahi milta, kyonki aap jaisa dost chahiye dosti nibhane ke liye (Krishana Raghav) SMS in Hindi1) Woh kehte hai majbur hu main, Na chahte hue tum se dur hu main. Churali jinhone meri dhadkane, phir bhi kehte hai bekasoor hoon main... 2) Kasmose bandhi rasme rasmose bandhe riste ristose bandhe dost dostose bandhe dil dilse bandhi dhadkan dhadkanse bandhi jaan jaanse bandhe aap & aapse bandhe hum 3) Nazar ne nazar se mulaqat kar li, rahe dono khamosh par baat karli. Mohabbat ki fiza ko jab khushk paya, in aankhon ne ro ro ke barsaat kar li. 4) Aaj dur se hi koi salam kar gaya, apni yaado ka gulam kar gaya, apni zindagi girvi rakh kar kharida tha jise, aj wo hi hume nilaam kar gaya... 5) Jab bhi kuch mangne ki thani, to bus ek hi dua mangi. Daman mei ho aap k itni khushiya, jitna sagar mei pani. Ojhal ho jaye hum is duniya se lekar sari balayen apki 6) Har lafz ko kagaz pe utara nahi jaata, Har naam ko sare aam pukara nahi jaata, Hoti he dosti me kuchh raaz ki baaten, Yuhin to iss khel me dil haara nahi jaata! 7) HAR KHUSHI PAR HAQ HO AAPKA. KHUSHIYO BHARA ZINDGI KA SAFAR HO AAPKA. GAM KABHI NAA AAY AAPKI THARAF JEEWAN ME SADAA MUSKRATHA CHEHRA HO AAPKA. 8) Apki yad na aye,to hum bewafa. Aap bulao aur na aye, to hum bewafa. Humme marne ke liye zeher ki zarurat nahi, 1bar nazar fer lo, na mar jae to hum bewafa.. 9) Hasino ka kafila masjid ki taraf ja raha tha, hamne unhe apni taraf bula liya, hum to barbad ho gaye magar hamne khuda ko bacha liya., 10) USS NE POOCHHA " KITNA PYAAR KAROGE ? " MAINE POORA AASMAN DIKHA DIYA ! USS NE POOCHAA " KAISE RAKHOGE ?" MAINE HAULE SE PHOOLON KO SAHLA DIYA ! USS NE POOCHA " KISI KI NAZAR LAG GAYI TOH ? " MAINE PALKO MEIN USKO CHHUPA LIYA! *********** SAHI KIYA NA? (Krishana Raghav) 100 SMS Hindi SMS English SMS1.Gham me hasne walo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata, lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata, hone wale ho jate hain khudhi dil se apne, kisi ko kehkar apna banaya nahi jata 2.Socha tha na karenge kisi se dosti, na karenge kisi se vaada, par kya kare dost mila itna pyara ki karna pada dosti ka vaada 3.Samja do apni yado ko, wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hai, aap to dur rehkar satate ho magar, wo pas aakar rulaya karti hai 4.Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi, muskura rahe the hum, par ankho me nami si thi, saath hamare ye jahan tha sara, par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi 5.Kyu dil ke mere tukde kar diye, kyu mere aansu ko apni muskan se baha diye, gunah kya tha mera bus chahna tumhe, kyu meri zindagi me tune dard bhardiye 6.Phool se pehle khusboo ko to dekho, karne se pehle kaam ko to dekho, kisike roop mein diwana naa bano, surat se pehle uske dil ko to dekho 7.Movie titles related to engg students: exams - socha na tha, classes - kabhi kabhi, question papers - na tum jano na hum, copying - yaarana, maths2 - asambhav, maths1 - mission impossible, environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi, 1st semester - kuch to hai, 2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai, distinction - kal ho na ho, 1st class - raju bangaya gentleman, 2nd class - dil mange more fail - phir milenge 7.Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dhadakte hai, hum wo khushbo hain jo baho mein mahakte hain, humse pyar na karna e-zalim hum vo dard hain jo ankho se chalakte hain 8.School- a place where papa pays & son plays life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur life so tht you can die rich nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree 9.Apne pyar ko chupana chaha par chupa na sake, diwane dil pe kabu hum pa na sake, aaj itne karib se gujar gaye wo, phir bhi unka hath hum tham na sake 10.Ikrar may shabdo ki ahmiyat nai hoti, dil ke jazbat ki awaz nai hoti, ankhen bayan kar deti hai dil ki dastan, mohabbat lafzo ki mohtaz nai hoti 11.Gam ki aahat na aaye tere dar par, pyar ke samander ka tum bhi ek kinara ho, bhool se jo tapke teri aankhon say moti, thame wohi jo tumhe sabse pyara ho 12.Mohabbat me sath to harpal hota he, koi dikhne se hota he to koi dilse hota hai, maza to sath tab aye yaro, jab judai ka lamha mahsus hota hai 13.Be slow in choosing a friend & slower while loosing them bcoz friendship is not an opportunity its a sweet rsponsibility 14.If love is sweet why does it hurt, if love is deep why does it burn, if love is warm why do we shiver, if love is tender why do we cry, if love is forever why do we die 15.God picked up a flower & dipped in honey he touched it with love n turned into u, he then gifted it to me & said this friend is for u 16.Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban jaye, chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban jaye 17.Gham ne hasne na diya, zamane ne rone na diya, is uljhano ne jine na diya, thak ke jab sitaron se panah li, neend aayi tho aapki yaad ne sone na diya 18.Har ek se achi baat karna FITRAT hai hamari, har ek khush rahe ye HASRAT hai hamari, koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare, har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari 19.Yaadon mein hum rahein ye ehsaas rakhna, nazron se door sahi dil ke paas rakhna, ye nahi kehte ke sath raho dur sahi par yaad rakhna 20.Fasle mita kar aapas me pyar rakhna, dosti ka ye rishta hamesha yunhi barkarar rakhna, bichad jaye kabhi aap se hum, aankhon me hamesha hamara intejar rakhna 21.Hamne zindagi ki shurarat S se ki, s se suraj, s se subah, s se swagat, s se saaz, s se sangeet par phir s se samay ne aisi karwat badli ke s se hamari shaadi ho gai, aur fir jeewan ka arth saas, sasur, saala, saali, sasural or sankat ho gaya to hamne s se sharab pi ne lage, so beaware of s 22.Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge, kahi zyada to kahi kum milenge, choice zara sochke karna, zaroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge 23.Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari, hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari, ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena, kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari 24.Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbar ho jata hai, ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jata hai, khubiyo se nahi hoti mohabbat bhi sadaa, khamiyo se bhi aksar pyaar ho jata hai 25.Khuda se thoda rahem kharid lete, aap ke zakhmo ka marhar kharid lete, agar kahin kabhi bikti khushiyan meri, to saari bechkar aapka har gam kharid lete 26.Sabse loving kaun: TUM, sabse sweet kaun: TUM, sabse cute kaun: TUM, in sab me TUM se zyada kaun: HUM lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun: HUM TUM 27.Nighahe nighago se milakar to dekho, naye logo se rishta banakar to dekho, hasrate dil me dabane se kya faida, apne hoton ko hilakar to dekho, asmaan simat jayega tumhare agosh me, chahat ki bahen failakar to dekho 28.Frindship opens many doors each with a different view but none could be more beautiful view than the door that leads to u 29.Tum kya jano kya hai tanhai is tute hue patte se pucho kya hai judai, yu bewafa ka ilzam na de zalim, is waqt se puch kis waqt teri yaad na aayi 30.Bathmeez Chaddar ki KAMEEZ, Lohe ka PAIJAMA, Bandar tera MAMA, Billi teri MAUSI, Kutte mera YAAR, Aam ka AACHAR Miss u mere YAAR 31.Aap ka ashiyana dil mein basaya hai, apki yado ko sine se lagaya hai, pata nahi yaad apki hi kyo aati hai, dost to hamne auro ko bhi banaya hai 32.Make a heart which never breaks, make a smile which never hurts, make a touch which never pains, make a friendship which never ends 33.Dosti gazal hai gane ke liye, dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye, ye wo jazba hai jo sabko nahi milta, kyonki aap jaisa chahiye nibhane ke liye 34.Zindagi hai nadan isiliye chup hoon, dard hi dard subah shaam isiliye chup hoon, keh du zamane se dastan apni, usme aayega tera naam isiliye chup hoon 35.Hoth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, shayad nazron se vo baat ho jaye, is ummid se karte hain intezar raat ka, ke shayad sapne me mulakat ho jaye 36.Sehmi si nigaho mein khwab hum jaga denge, sooni in raho pe phool hum khila denge, humare sang muskura ke to dekhiye, hum aapke har gum bhula denge 37.Kaise kehde ki unse milne ki chahat nahi, bekarar dil ko ab bhi rahat nahi, bhula dete unhe bhi magar kya kare dost, kisi ko bhulane ki is dil ko aadat nahi 38.Mana aaj unhe hamara koi khayal nahi, jawab dene ko hum razi he par koi sawal nahi, pucho unke dil se kya hum unke yaar nahi, kya hamse milne ko wo bekarar nahi 39.Bolti hai dosti chup rehta hai pyar, hasati hai dosti rulaata hai pyar, milati hai dosti judaa karta hai pyar, phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hai pyar 40.Aap to manzil ko mushkil samajte he hum aap ko manzil samajte he, bada fark he apke or hamare nazariye me aap hume sapna or hum aap ko apna samajte hai 41.Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti 42.Leke hum dusro ki hasi kya kare, jo apni nahi wo khushi kya kare, tanha jine se behatar hai mar jaye hum, jab saath tum nahi to zindagi jikar kya kare 43.Phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai, muskurake gum bhulana zindagi hai, milkar log khush hote hai to kya hua, bina mile dosti nibhana bhi zindagi hai 44.Happy moments praise allah, difficult moments seek allah, quiet moments worship allah, painful moments trust allah, every moments thank allah 45.Ae khuda dua ye meri khali na jaye ke mere dost ki palkon main kabhi aansu na aaye, aansu nikle to khushi ke nikle gum ke aansu mere hisse me aa jaye 46.Tumhari yaadon ki mehek in hawaon mein hai, pyar hi pyar hi bikhra in fizao mein hai, aisa na ho ki duriya dard ban jaye, ab to aapke msg ka intezaar niaghon mein hai 47.Mohabbat ko mohabbat ka ishara yaad rehata hai, har pyar ko apna pyar yaad rehta hai, wo pal jo yaar ki baho me guzarta hai, maut tak vo nazara yaad rehta hai 48.Panchi keh rahe hai ki hum chaman chod denge, aur sitare keh rahe hai ki hum gagan chod denge, agar tere ishq mein mai mar bhi jau ae sanam, tum dilse pukar lena hum kafan chod denge 49.Aansu aa jate hain aankhon mein, par labon pe hasi lani padti hai, yeh mohabbat bhi kya cheez hai yaaro, jisse karte ho usi se chupani padti hai 50.Kyun kisi ki khamoshi mujhe khamosh kar jaati hai, kyun uski udaasi muje udaas kar jaati hai, kya rishta hai uska mera jo mujhe uski yaad har pal aa jaati hai 51.Jab koi khayal dilse takarata hai dil na chahkar bhi khamosh reh jata hai, koi sab kuch kehkar pyar jatata hai toh koi kuch na kehkar bhi pyar nibhata hai 52.Reth pe likhna to adat hai hamari isiliye toh sagar se dushmani hai hamari, chahe wo lakh bar apka nam mitaye, apko bhulana taqdir nahi hamari 53.Lamhe ye sunhere kal sath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi baat ho na ho, yaadon ke hasin lamhe dil me rehenge, tamaam umar chahe mulaqat ho na ho 54.Mere alfazon ko juth mat samajna, yaad aati hai bahut jaldi milne ki dua karna, ji raha tha tumhare naam par mar jau toh bewafa mat samajna 55.Lehar ati hai kinare se palat jati hai, yad ati hai dil me simat jati hai, faraq itna hai ki lehar bewaqt ati hai, aur aap ki yaad har waqt ati hai 56.Rab se aapki khushi mangte hain, duaon me aapki hansi mangte hain, sochte hain kya mangen aapse chalo aapki umar bhar ki dosti mangte hain 57.Nazre na hoti to nazara na hota, duniya main hasino ka guzara na hota, hamse yeh mat kaho ke dil lagana chhod de, jaake khuda se kaho hasino ko banana chhod de 58.Best day aaj, best gift zindagi, best eahsaas khushi, best feeling pyar, best relationship dosti, best person hum, best friend tum hum tum 59.Wo laut aayega teri zindagi mein, jiska intzaar tujhe aaj bhi hai, maana waqt ne ki hai bewafai tujhse lekin meri duaon me asar aaj bhi hai 60.Ruthne ka haq aap rakhte hai manane ki chahat hum rakhte hai, aapke hoton pe muskurahat yu hi bani rahe yehi dua rab se hum roz karte hai 61.Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people, not like nike just do it, not like pepsi yeh dil mange more, but kiss is like lays no one can eat just one 62.Kaash dil ki awaaz me itna asar ho jaye ki hum jise yaad kare use khabar ho jaye rab se yahi dua hai meri ki aap jise chahe woh aap ka humsafar ho jaye 63.Heart is like a crystal preserve it, love is like a perfume spread it, feelings are like flood flow it, friendship is like umbrella come lets share it 64.Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye, mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye, chahe bhale pade gam se vasta, ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye 65.Anjane me hum apna dil gawa baithe is pyar me kaisa dhoka kar baithe unse kya gila kare bhool hamari hi hai jo bina dil walon se dil laga baithe 66.Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti, zindagi gamo se dur nahi hoti, ae dost is dosti ko sanjokar rakhna, aisi dosti har kisi ko nasib nahi hoti 67.Hum mitti ka aashiyana banate gaye, bana bana kar unhe mitate gaye, hume koi na apna bana saka, hum har kisi ko apna banate gaye 68.Days r too busy, hours r too fast, sec r too few, but there's always time for me to remember a nice friend like u 69.Kaun hai jo manzil se door nahin, kaun hai jo zindagi se majboor nahin, gunaah to sabhi karte hain, humari nazar mein to khuda bhi bekasoor nahin 70.Kab unki palkon se izhaar hoga, dil ke kisi kone mein hamare liye pyar hoga, guzar rahi hai raat unki yaad mein, kabhi to unko bhi hamara intezar hoga 71.Nazroo se jab nazar ka takrar hota hai, har mod par kissi ka intezaar hota hai, dil rota hai zakham haste hai, isi ka naam to pyaar hota hai 72.Unhone dekha aur aansu gir pade, bhari basant mein jaise phool bikhar pade, dukh woh nahin ki unhone hume alvida kaha, dukh to ye he ki uske bad wo khud ro pade 73.Mana ye waqt hame yaad karne wala nahi, par bewaqt he yaad karliya karo, mana aapke aspas sari duniya hai, kabhi hamari kamika bhi ehsas karliya karo 74.Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain, hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain, kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen, suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai 75.Chandni raat main jab sara jahan sota hai kisi ki yaad main koi badnaseeb rota hai, khuda kisi ko pyar pe fida na kare aur kare to juda nakare 76.Har pal muskurana zindagi hai, muskurakar gam bhulana zindagi hai, jeet kar muskurana bhi kya muskurana hai, haar kar muskurana zindagi hai 77.Hum nibhayenge dosti marte dum tak, hum hasayenge tumko gham se khushi tak, aye dost kabhi humse naraz na hona, saath rehna hamare akhiri dum tak 78.A child uses its thumb 2 chew, an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign, a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory, but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms 79.Jab se tumhe jana hai, jab se tumhe paaya hai, har dua mein tera naam aaya hai, taaki poochhu rab se ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai 80.Ret pe naam kabhi likhte nahi, ret pe naam kabhi tikte nahi, log kehte hai ki hum patthar dil hain, lekin pattharo pe likhe naam kabhi mit te nahin 81.How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exists, how can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when the wind exists, how can u tell me not 2 miss when u exists 82.Aankhon me rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte, dil me rehne walo ki baat nahi karte, hamari to ruh me bus gaye hain aap, tabhi to hum milne ki fariyaad nahi karte 83.Every tear is a sign of brokenness, every silence is sign of lonliness, every smile is sign of kindness, every sms is sign of remembrance 84.To walk is easy but 2 walk alone is tough, being missed by someone is nice but missing someone is painful, being loved is secure but to love is insecure 85.Some people have nice eyes, some people have nice smiles, others have nice faces, but u have all of them with a nice heart 86.Phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai, muskurake gum bhulana zindagi hai, milkar log khush hote hai to kya hua, bina mile dosti nibhana bhi zindagi hai 87.Tujse dosti karne ka hisab na aya, mere kisi bhi sawal ka jawab na aya, hum to jagte rahe tere hi khayalo me, aur tujhe so kar bhi hamara khawab na aya 88.These are some of the romantic countries in the world, holland: hope our love lasts & never dies, italy: i trust & love u, libya: love is beautiful & u also, france: friendship remains & never comes to an end 89.Jakham aisa diya ki koi dawa kaam na aayi, aag aise lagayi ki paani se bhi bhuj na payi, aaj bhi rote hai unki yaad main, jinhe hamari yaad hamare guzar jane par bhi na aayi 90.Bhool jane ka hounsla na hua, door rah kar bhi wo juda na hua, unse mil kar kisi aur se kya milte, koi dusra unke jaisa na hua 91.Laughter is the jam on the toast of life, it adds flavour keeps it from being too dry & makes it easier to swallow lifes sorrows 92.Kaanch chube to nishan reh jaata hai, dil tute to armaan reh jaata hai, laga to deta hai waqt marham is dil par, phir bhi umra bhar ek zakhm reh jata hai 93.Log phoolon se mohabbat karte hai, kaaton ko kisne yaad kiya, hum kaaton se mohabbat karte hai, kyunki phool ne hume barbaad kiya 94.Hum agar aapse mil nahi pate aisa nahin ke hamein aap yaad nahi aate, mana jahan ke sab rishte nibhaye nahi jate, par jo bas jate hai dil me phir bhulae nahi jate 95.Nazar nawaz najaro me ji nahi lagta, fiza gai to baharo me ji nahi lagta, na puchh mujse tere gum me kya gujarti hai, yahi kahunga hazaron me ji nahi lagta 96.Never search ur happiness in others which will make u feel alone, but search it in urself u will feel happy even if u are left alone 97.Kafi hai husn ko behlane ke liye, mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye, chahe bhale pade gam se vasta, ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye 98.Fiza par asar hawaon ka hota hai, mohabbat par asar adaon ka hota hai, koi aisa hi kisi ka diwana nahi hota, kuch kasoor to nigahon ka hota hai 99.Pyar ke ujalo me gum ka andhera kyu aata hai, jisko hum chahte hai wohi kyu rulata hai, mere khuda agar wo mera naseeb nahi to aise logon se kyu milata hai 100.Waqt guzrega hum bikhar jayenge, kaun jane ke hum kidhar jayenge, hum apki parchayi hain yaad rakhna, jahan tanhai mili wahan hum nazar ayenge (Krishana Raghav) Friendship Sayari Khuda kare humaari dosti aisi ho Ki Chot tumhe lage aur dard mujhe ho Dil tumhaara dhadke aur dhadkan meri ho Naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho Har samundar mein saahil nahin hota Har jahaaz mein missile nahin hota Agar Dhirubhai ka sapna nahin hota To har %$$$ ke paas mobile nahin hota Khud ko kar buland itnaa.. Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche.. aur khuda tumse puche.. 'Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise ' jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi Ghar ghar main diya jale To diwali mat samjho Agar main tera peeche paroon To mawali mat samjho Unki zulfoon pe pyaar aaya Paas ja kar dekha tu sardar paya Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaad maar do Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do Tere ishq main janam kya se kya haal ho gaya Badan se badboo aa rahee hai, nahaaye jamana ho gaya Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele ka chhilka Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya (Krishana Raghav) Friends Shayari in HindiKismat par etabar kisko hain Mil jaye khusi inkar kisko hain Kuch majbooriya hain mere dost Warana judai se pyar kisko hain" ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .. Kal na phir ye samaa hoga, Hum mein se kaun najaane kahaan hoga..? Murjhaaye phool to mil jaenge kitaabon mein, Par bicchde Doston ka shayad hi koi pataa hoga.... ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .. Kya zamaana tha,hum roz mila karte the; Raat bhar chaand ke humraaz fira karte the.. Dekh kar jo chupchaap guzar jaate hain, Kabhi us shakhs ko apna Dost kaha karte the.... ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .. Rishton ki kitaab ka cover hai dosti, Dosti se bani hai hamari hasti, Khoon ke rishton ki baat aap karte hain, Hamare liye to zindagi hai aap ki dosti. ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .. Dost dost se khafa nahi hota, Pyaar pyaar se juda nahi hota. Bhula dena meri kamiyon ko, Kyunki insaan kabhi Khuda nahi hota... ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .. Ye safar Dosti ka kabhi khatm na hoga, Doston se pyaar kabhi kam na hoga. Door rehkar bhi jab rahegi mehek iski, Hamein kabhi bicchadne ka gham na hoga... ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .. Hum wo nahi jo tujhe gham mein chhod denge, Hum wo nahi jo tujhse naata tod denge... Hum to tere wo Dost hain, Jo agar teri saasein band ho, to apni saasein jod denge..... ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .. Karni Khuda se kuch fariyaad baaki hai, Hamein unse kehni kuch baat baaki hai... Maut aegi to kehna ruk,abhi apne Dost se Mulaakaat baaki hai.... ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .. Wada to nahi karte dosti nibhaynge, Koshish yahi rahegi apko nahi satayenge, Zarurat pade to dilse pukarna, Marte bhi honge to mohlat lekar aayenge ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .. Har koi pyar k liye tadapta hai.... Har koi pyar k liye rota hai.... Ae dost ye dosti sada kayam rakhna... Kyunki sabse jyada pyar iss dosti mei he hota hai... ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .. Aye mohabbat tere anjaam pe rona aaya Jaane kyon aaj tere naam pe rona aaya Yun to har sham umedon mein guzar jaati hai Aaj kuch baat hai jo sham pe rona aaya ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .. Tum hanso to khusi mujhe hoti hai, Tum rodo to aankhein meri roti hain. Mehsoos kar ke dekh lo..... Dosti aise hi hoti hai.** ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .. Geet ki zaroorat mehfil mein hoti hai Pyar ki zaroorat dil mein hoti hai Bin dosti ke adhuri hai yeh zindagi Kyunki dost ki zaroorat har pal mehsus hoti hai ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .. Har rishtonke mukaam nahin hote... Dil ke rishtonke koi naam nahin hote...... Paaya hai Aapko dil ki roshni se.......... Aap jaise dost kisike liye Aam nahin hote........ . ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .. Aapki dosti ki ek nazar chahiye; Dil hai beghar use ek Ghar chahiye Bas yun hi saath chalte raho ae dost; Yeh Dosti hume umar bhar chahiye. ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .. Dost hai to Aansuo ki bhi shaan hoti hai, Dost na ho to Mahfhil bhi Kabristaan hoti hai, Sara khel to dosti ka hi hai, Warna mayyat aur barat ek saman hoti hai. ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .. Zindagi me Jab Maayus hue Hum..... To Socha k kya paaya kya khoya....... Khone ka to hisaab na laga paaye... Yaad raha to bas itna...ke... Zindagi se bhi pyara..Aap jaisa Ek dost Paaya... ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .. Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye, Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye, Taj na banaiye costly padega, Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye. ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .. Na khwabon me dekha, na nazaron me dekha, Hazaron me ek humne tum hi ko dekha, Gum dene wale to har pal hai yahan, Har pal khushi dene walon me ek aap hi ko dekha. ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .. Woh Zindagi hi kya jisme Mohabbat nahi, Woh Mohabbat hi kya jisme Yaadein nahi, Woh Yaadein kya jisme Tum nahi, Aur woh Tum hi kya jiske saath Hum nahi. ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .. Raatein gumnam hoti hai, Din kisike naam hota hai, Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jite hai, Ki har lamha sirf doston ke hi naam hota hai. ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .. Khushiyon par fizaon ka pehra hai, Na jane kis umeed pe dil thehra hai, Teri ankhon se jhalakte dard ki kasam, Yeh dosti ka rishta pyar se gehra hai. ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .. Yun to kisika peecha nahin karte, Dard-e-dil diya aur liya nahin karte, Ittefaq ki baat hai ye hamari dosti varna, Itna kimti SMS kisi ko kiya nahin karte ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .. Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega, jab hum hi na rahenge to dosti kaun karega, Aey khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, varna mere jeene ki dua kaun karega. ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .. Some of the Inspiring Quotes which tell not to give up in life so you can learn something from these Quotes 1) Never expext things to happen..struggle and make them happen. never expect yourself to be given a good value..creat a value of ur own 2) If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity.But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl.so choose the best place where you would shine.. 3) Falling down is not defeat...defeat is when ur refuse to get up... 4) Ship is always safe at shore... but is is not built for it 5) When ur successful your wellwishers know who you are when you are unsuccessful you know who ur welwishers are....... (Krishana Raghav) Mobile SMS*Happy Moments, Praise God, Difficult Moments, Seek God, Quit Moments, Worship God, Painful Moments, Trust God, Every Moment, thanks God. *Smokers have a smoking heart, Darkness has an alcoholic heart, I request u don’t eat Sugar, Bcoz u already has a “Sweet Heart” *Jeevan main “SAFAL” hone ke liye teen factory jarur Lagao… First- Brain main ICE-Factory, Second- Juban main SUGAR-Factory, Third- Heart main LOVE-Factory. *Sweet heart is special word 4 LOVE, Love is special word 4 CARE, Care is special word 4 FRIEND, Friend is special word 4 U. *Mausam ki nazakat hai, Hasraton ne pukara hai, Kaise kahe kitna miss karte hai apko, Ye SMS usi yaad ka ek ishara hai……… *A baby fish asked her mother, mama why can’t we live on earth? Mother fish replied, “Earth is not for fish is it for Selfish *Aaj Aaj mere pass Mobile hai, Charger hai, Battery hai, Number hai, Balance hai, Or tere pass Tere pass hai koi Message hai Hai To Bhej Na….. *Araz hai mere Mobile ko sukun mil gaya , Empty Inbox main Messge ka phool khil gaya , Aapka Msg. Tha ya kele ka chilka Jise path kar mera Dil phisal gaya *Jindagi behal hai, Sur hai na taal hai, Msg. Box bhi kangal hai, kya aapki factory main hadtal hai, kuch SMS to bhejo, mere mobile ki jindagi ka sawal hai *Yadaon me na dhundo hum, dil me bus jayenge…! Tamanna ho agar milne ki, to ‘ON’ karo mobile hum ‘INBOX’ me hi mil jayenge….! *Kabhi to ki hogi Suraj ne Chand se mahhobat, is liye Suraj me Aag hai, Kabhi to ki hogi Chand ne Suraj se bewafai is liye Chand pe Daag hai, BEWAFAI ka Yahi Sabak Suraj ne Chand se le liya hai Is liye aata hai Usha ke saath, Rehata hai Kiran ke saath Jata hai Sandhya ke saath. *Mobile ke Rule: Miss Call karne se apnao Yaad aati taza hoti hai SMS karne se Pyar badhata hai, Call karne se Apnapan mehsus hota hai, To aap kya karoge….. *Raat ki shurwat Neend se hoti hain, Aur Neend ki shurwat Sapno se hoti hain, Sapno shurwat Apno se hoti hain, Aur Apno ki shurwat Aapse hoti hain… *Hum fariyad karte hain! Khudase ki woh aap jaise “Friend” aur na banaye… Ek thi to anmol chize hain hamare pass, kahi woh bhi Common na ho jaye…! *if U Need ADVICE MSG. Me If U Need A FRIEND CALL ME If U Need HELP E-MAIL ME If U Need MONEY The number u Dialed is not in service Don’t try again (Krishana Raghav) Sexy SMS1) Bas!! mujhse aur nahi hoga.. Main hi karun to ap kab karoge?? maine apko kiya na..!! chalo ab ap karo... karo na... I m excited.... Karo na... SMS 2) Tchr: Bacho, batao ke billi 1 sath itne sare bache kaise paida karti hai? Kid: Mam agar aap road pe billi ki tarah ghumo to apko pata chal jayega. 3) Positive-thinking poem: Little bird in d sky Dropping shit into ur eye. U don't worry u don't cry U just thank God that cows do not fly.... 4) AAj apko pani se coca-cola banana sikhata Hu 1botle pani fridge me rakho 2ghante baad nikalo paani 1dum thanda hoga aur 'THANDA MATLAB' Coca-Cola 5) Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge. Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai. Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rehti hain... 6) Wat a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her. 7) Thought of the day: "if u help a gal when she is in problem,she vil always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!" 8) Pad likh kar kya karna hai, Akhir1 din sabko marna hai, Mar kar bhi agar janam liya, to fir sala nursery se hi to padhna hai !! So enjoY!! 9) If dentists make films, d names will be - *Daant ho na ho *Jaanam brush karo *Aa ab clean karen *Kabhi teeth kabhi gum *Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-) 10) 2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U. 2day i have not thought about anybody Except U. Bcos my Policy is One day One Fool.....! Funny SMS Funny SMSIndian & Pakistami soldiers r on the border. But surprised they r not fighting ! Do u know wy ? Coz dhishum dhishum to pepsodent ka kaam hai na ! ! ! Johny Walker : Mere pass bangla hai, gadi hai, bank loker hai, Kya hai tumhare pass ? Johny Leaver : Mere pass in sabki chabi hai ! Ek tum ho ki kitne acche ho, 1 tum ho ki kitne pyare ho, 1 tum ho ki kitne sunder ho, 1 tum kitne sacche ho, 1 hum hai ki jhooth bolte ja rahe hain. Can U believe things ppl do??!! I was sitting next to a guy in Mandir, In the middle of the aarti, he lit a cigarette. I was so shocked, I nearly dropped my beer! Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, chand to tum ho hi, sitare bhi saath hote!! Kisses blown r kisses wasted, kisses r not kisses unless they are tasted, kisses spread germs gersm are hated , so kiss me baby iam vaccinated Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White Patte par Bar Bar idhar se Udhar chalte the , Woh kya soch rahe honge ? THINK ???? “SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI ??” Recent studies have revealed that idiots use their thumbs to scroll through their text messages. Don’t change to your finger…. it’s too late…. idiot ! Recent News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides. Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki…. Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI ! (Krishana Raghav) Punditji ne apke mobile ki rashi dekh kar bataya hai ki apke mobile pe Kanjusi ki Maha Dasha Mandra rahi hai. Turant mujhe dher sare SMS bhej ke Grah ki Shanti karen.. i miss u utna jitna u miss me imiss u tabse jabse u miss me i miss u tabtak jabtak u miss me u miss me jane kab tak but i miss u marte dam tak Zindagi mein dukko delete karo, Khushiyon ko save karo. Dushman ko hide karo, Dost ko enter karo, Phir dekho Zindagi ka Computer kabhi hang na hoga. chand taro ka nur aap per barse ; har koi aap ke chahat ko tarse ; aap ke jindagi main aaye iteni khushiya ki aap ek gum pane ko tarse . If you see some one without a smile, give him one of yours ,because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles. 9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!! Aaj khushio ki koi duhai dega, Nikla hai chand to dikhai dega. Ae Mohabbat karne walo zara dekh ke Mohabbat karma , Ek Aansoo bhi gira to sunai dega.. Mushkil nahi hai Ishq ladana , Us se bhi aasan nahi hai uska A Pyar pana , phir bhi darte hai hum pyar karne se, kyonki sabse mushkil hai usko bhulana Dil todna hamari aadat nahi, Dil hum kisi ka dukhate nahi. Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe, Dil me basa ke hum kisi ko Bhulate nahi.. When you are feeling streesed and about to break....... .. just remember STRESSED is simply DESSERTS spelled backward.... . It's a piece of cake so ...... just enjoy! Marneki bat na karna, jindagi hai jine ke liye Kudha ne Mohabat banayi, Zindagi pane ke liye. Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge, Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge, Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge, Par tere SMS ka intezar karenge... I wish one day you will miss me terribly that no matter how hard you look for me, you won't find me. Why? Because, I want you to miss me the way I'm missing you right now. (Krishana Raghav) SMS in HindiAnsuo ko bahut Samjhaya tanhai me aya na karo, Mehfil me humara mazak na udaya karo, ispar ansu tadap kar bole, itne logo me apko tanha pata hoon isiliye chala ata hoon. Tumhe lakho ki bheed me pechanta hai koi, din raat khuda se tumhe mangta hai koi, tum khud se vakif nahi honge itne, tumhe tumse bhi jyada janta hai koi. Aakash ke tarron me khoya haijahan saara, lagta hai pyara har ek-ek taara, un tarron me sabse pyaara hai ek sitara, jo is wakt padh raha hai mail humara. Kisi ko mil jati hai rangeen baharen, kisi ko chaman nahi milta, kisi ke kabar par banta hai Tajmahal, aur kisi ko kafan nahi milta. jakham itne gehre hai izhar kya karen, Hum khud nisana ban gaye hai waar kya karen, mar gaye hum magar khuli rahi aakhe, ab is se jyada unka intjaar kya karen. 11月4日 Trying to Arragne a systemsNow a day's again problems now i got job and job going smothly but i don't have Systems i m disturning now day's for systems and trying to mine best for arrange a system for rohini
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