Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega
Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega
Jee lo ye pal jab humsath hai
kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega
     
Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,
Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,
Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki
us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.
  
Mein puchhia khuda nu, Ki ehi teri dunia ve, Jithe pyar di koi keemat nai, Te mohobbat hi saza ve, Ja maari thokar teri dunia noo, Hun asi ni kisi to daran ge, Hun koi ki saanu ruvaega, Asi khud hi bewafa bana ge
 
Kisi ne hume aashiq kaha,Kisi ne hume diwana kaha.... In aankhon me aansu tab aaye,Jab apno ne hume begana kaha....
 
Dil ki mehfil me ujala kijiye,Ek pyar bhara geet gaaya kijiye.... Zindagi khoobsurat ban jayegi,Apno ke liye thoda waqt nikala kijiye....
 
Kis dil se unki wafa mangu,Kis pal se unse milne ki taareekh mangu... Mujhe to dar hai unhe kho dene ka,Kis Khuda se unko paane ka naseeb mangu..
 
Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai,Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai... Khuda aapko har khushi de,Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai...
 
Log samajhte hain humne unhe bhula rakha hai,Woh kya jaane dil me chupa rakha hai... Dekhe na koi unhe meri aankhon me.Isliye palkon ko gira rakha hai....
 
Apni woh mulaqat kuch adhuri si lagi,Paas ho ke bhi thodi duri si lagi... Hontho pe hasi aankhon me majboori si lagi,Zindagi me pehli baar kisi ki duri si lagi..
 
Tere hote hue bhi tenhai mili hai,Wafa kar ke bhi bewafai mili hai.... Jitni dua ki tumhe paane ki.Us se jyada judai mili hai....
 
Ek pyar karne wale ne Duniya ko sochne par majbur kar rakha.... Bana ke TAJMAHAL usne Mohabbat ka naam amar kar rakha....
 
Unko pyar karne ka hisab na aayega,Meri kisi bhi baat ka jawab na aayega... Hum to jagte rahenge unke hi khayaalon me,Aur unko so kar bhi hamara khawab na aayega...
 
Khuda ne jab ishq banaya hoga, to khud bhi zaroor ajmaya hoga, Hamari to aukaat hi kya hai, Is ishq ne khuda ko bhi zaroor rulaya hoga.
 
Har subha ko ek kiran ki talash hoti hai. Har sham ko ek chand ki aas hoti hai. Chand aur suraj ki shakl roti saman hoti hai, Jiski har gareeb ko pyaas hoti hai..
 
pyar mien humne kya paya, kabhi khud roye to kabhi aap ko rulaya, zulm pe zulm karti gayi duniya, aur ek main tha jo uff bhi na kar paya
 
Waqt ke saath halaat badal jaate hain,Apno tak ke khayalaat badal jaate hain... Jab bura waqt aata hai pyare,Khud apne hi jazbaat badal jaate hain...
 
Saans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai,Na lene se meri jaan jati hai... Kaise kahu ki sirf saans se main zinda hoon,Jabki saans se pehle teri yaad aati hai....
 
Mere dost pehle sher sunate hain,Phir puchte hain tujhe ye kaha se milte hain... Unka bhi dil meri tarah tuta hua ho to,Unhe pata chale yeh to tanhaiyon se milte hain...
 
Kabhi to sab jaane pehchane lagte hain,Kabhi to apne bhi begane lagte hain... Woh hume chod gaye to ehsaas hua,Kabhi kabhi kisi ko samjhne me zamane lagte hain...
 
Tamanna hai ki unko najdik se dekhein,Najdik ho to nazar uthayi nahi jaati... Yeh ishq ki ag hi aisi hai,Lag jaati hai lagayi nahi jaati......
 
mehak mohabbat ki kabhi kam na hogi....zindagi mohabbat se kabhi kam na hogi....saath jo zindagi main agar aaap ka ho....to zindagi ""JANNAT"" se kam na hogi!!!!""""
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""""Yeh raate itni tanha kyon hoti hai, sabko apne kismat se shikayat kyo hoti hai, yeh kismat bhi ajeeb khel khelti hai, jise hum paa nahi sakte usi se hume muhabbat kyon hoti hai.""""
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""""Teri Tasweer meri Ankhon main Basee kyun hai Jidhar dekho bus udhar tu hi kyun hai Teri yadoon say wabasta meri takdeer hai lekin Tujhe naa paa ker meri takdeer roothi kyun hai Mujh ko hai khaber asaan nahin tujhe haasil karna phir bhi yeh intizaar yeh bekarari kyun hai Barson guzar gaye meray tanhayee main lekin Meri baanhon ko aaj bhi tera intizaar kyun hai Teri chahat ki kasam khoon kay aansoon royaa hon Ab nahin hai kuch bakee phir yeh jaan bakee kyun hai..""""
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""""Tum dil ko bekrar kyo nahi karte, Meri mohabbat par atbar kyo nahi karte, Jee nahi sakta hoke juda tumse, Lekin tum to mohabbat ka izhaar nahi karte...""""
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""""vaadon par wo aitbar nahi karte, hum zikre mohabbat sare bazar nai karte,darta hai dil unki rusvaai se aur woh sochte hai ki hum unhe pyar nahi karte""""
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Har Khushi kam hai, Tera Ghum Bholane Ke Liye, Ek Tera Hi Ghum Bus Hai, Zindagi Bher Rulane Ke Liye""""
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""""Ae Dil-e-Nadan tujhe hua kya hai,Aakhir is dard ki dawa kya hai.... Hum ko unse hai wafa ki ummed,Jo nahi jaante ki wafa kya hai....""""
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""""sooch raha huin jabab kya bhenju, aap jesse saaks ko khitab kya bheju, koi phool ho to kya kahe, jo khud Gulab ho use gulab kya bhejun...""""
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""""Arz Hai!!!Tum mujhe bhul na paoge,Is kadar hum tumhe yaad aayenge... Yakeen na aaye to aaine me dekhna,Teri aankhon me hum nazar aayenge....""""
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""""Hum to yu hi bekhudi me keh baithe ki hume koi yaad nahi karta... Jis ka ho tere jaisa dost woh kabhi Khuda se bhi fariyaad nahi karta....""""
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""""Ek hi tamanna hai is fakir ke paas,Meri tasvir lagana apni tasvir ke paas... Taki dekhe to log kahe,Dekho Raanjha kaise baitha hai apni Heer ke paas...""""
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""""Zikar hua jab Khuda ki rehmaton ka,Hamne khud ko khushnaseeb paya.... Tamanna thi ek pyare se dost ki,Khuda khud dost bankar chala aaya....""""
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""""Manzil unhi ko milti hai,Jinke sapno me jaan hoti hai.... Pankh se kuchh nahi hota,Hoslo se udaan hoti hai....""""
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""""Yaadon ki dhund me aapki parchai si lagti hai,Kaano me gunjti shahnai si lagti hai... Aap karib ho to apnapan hai,Warna seene me saanse bhi parai si lagti hai....""""
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""""Na kabhi yeh chupaya ki pyar kitna hai,Na kabhi yeh jataya ki dard kitna hai... Bas ek hame aur us Khuda ko malum hai ki aapse mulaqat ka intezar kitna hai...""""
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""""need apni bhula ker sulaya humko,Ansu apne gira kar hasaya humko,Dard kabhi na dena uss khuda ki tasveer ko.. Zamana kehta hai Maa Baap Jinko..""""

Deri hi sahi par duri to nahi,
Intezar bhala par judai to nahi,
Milna bichhadna to kismat hai apni,
Aakhir insaan hai hum farishthe to nahi.
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Kasoor na unka tha na hamara,
Hum dono hi rishto ki rasam nibhate rahe,
Woh dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe,
Hum mohabbat ko dil me chhupate rahe.
Woh dil kya jo milne ki dua na kare,
Tujhe bhool kar jiyun khuda na kare,
Rahegi teri yaari meri zindagi bhar ki,
Yeh baat aur hai ke Zindagi WAFA NA kare. . .

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Na jaane ye nazare kyun udaas rehte hai
Na jaane inhe kiski talaash rehti hai
Ye jankar bhi ki woh apani nahi hai
Fir bhi unhe paane ki aas rehti hai.
 
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Dooriyo se fark padta nahi hai.
Baat to dilo ki nazdikiyo se hoti hai.
Dosti to kuch khas aap jaise se hi hai,
Varna mulaqat na jaane kitno se hoti hai.
 
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Sitam ko humne berukhi samjha
Pyaar ko humne bandagi samjha
Tum chahe hume jo bhi samjho
Par humne to tumhe apni zindagi samjha
 
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2) TUJHE Apna Mukkdr Batate Hai Hum,
Khuda K Baad Tere Aage Sir Jhukate Hai Hum.
Dosti Ka Rishta Tod Mat Dena,
Is Rishte K DumPar muskurate hai hum
 
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3) Har Subhah Teri Muskarati Rahe,
Har Shyam teri Gungunati Rahe,
DOST tu Jise se bhi Mile,
Her Milane walo Ko Teri Yaad Aati Rahe

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4) PHOOL bankar muskurana zindagi hai..
MUSKURA ke gum bhulana zindagi hai..
Mil kar khush hue to kya hue..
Bina mile rishte nibhana zindagi hai..

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EK DIN JAB HUM DUNIA SE CHALE JAENGE,
MAT SOCHNA APKO BHUL JAENGE,
BAS EK BAR ASMAN KE TARAF DEKHNA,
MERE PAIGAM SITARO PAR AAPKE LIYE LIKHE NAZAR AAENGE.

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Ek khwab, ek khayal, ek hakikat ho tum,
Dosti me padnewali har jarurat ho tum,
Jisko roj ek sms karna pade,
Kya yar ajib musibat ho tum....

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Yeh Exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rehte hai jo nigaho se door,
Sale wahi Question compulsory hote hai...

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Muskura do jara khuda ke vaste
sama-e-mahefil mai rosni kam hai
tum hamare nahi too kya gum hai
hum tumhare to hai ye kya kam hai?
 
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Unko humse mohabbat nahi ye humne tab jaana
jab unki mohabbat ne kar diya humko deewana.
 
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Jis Shaam Mere Lab Per Tera Naam Na Aaye,
Khuda Kare Aisi Shaam Na Aaye….
Aai Jaane Wafa, Ye Kabhi Mumkin Hi Nahin,
Afsaana Likhnu Aur Tera Naam Ma Aaye.
 
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Kadam Kadam Par Baharon Ne Sath Chod Diya,
Pada Jab Wakt To Apno Ne Sath Chod Diya.
Kasam Kaii Thi Is Sitaron Ne, Sath Dene Ki ,
Subah Hote Hi Sitaron Ne Bhi Sath Chod Diya.Khushi k LIYE Gum kurban ,
Hasi k Liye . AAnsoo kurban,.
Pyar,k Liy Dil kurban,
Mere Dost Tere Liye To Jaan Kurban,
Aur ladki k Liye Yaar Tu bhi kurban!
 
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Chand par agar noor na hota,
Tanha dil majboor na hota,
Hum aapse goodmrng kehne zaroor aate
Agar apka ghar itni dur na hota. 

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Kudrat ke karishmo me agar raat na hoti,
Khwabon me bhi unse mulaqat na hoti,
Yeh dil har ek gam ki wajah hai,
Ye dil hi na hota toh koi bat hi na hoti.

 
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Falak ke teer ka kya nishaana tha
idhar mera ghar, udhar uska aashiaana tha
pohunch rahee thi kinaare kashthi-e-umeed
us hi waqt is toofaan ko bhi yahaan aana tha?

Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How yours look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!

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Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

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Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress

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Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
"Without Information Fighting Everytime"
Wife replies," No, It means ,
"With Idiot For Ever !!!"

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Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.

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Teacher: u know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad
got heart attack & our driver ran away.

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Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs
???
No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.

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Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential
Dad says, you are my son, i'm confident. Your friend is also my son,
that's confidential!

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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we
should talk about sex.
Daughter (Excitingly) : Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.
Mother Faints...

(Krishana Raghav)

Santa asks: Who r u?
Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?
Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai
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Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u
removing a
wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'
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Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi
to
tumhare liye.
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Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?
Doc: Haan, bilkul.
Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi
koi
zindagi hai.
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Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe
ghoom
rahi thi...
Jeeto: Koun si film thi ?
Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi !
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Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the
name
from
NASA to SATYANASA
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Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I'm falling in love.
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Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
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Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents
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Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
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Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon
ghoorte
ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay
9am-11am
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A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.
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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my
hand,
oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his
head. Is
he crying?
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In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
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Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got
irritated...
drank poison & said,
Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
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Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha
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Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bara afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Waheguru ji ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.
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Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne sheesha
set
kiya. Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith,
car
mein
chalaoonga!
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Santa: tainu Sunny Deol da phone no pata hai...?
Banta: Nahin, kyon ki hoya?
Santa: Yaaar asi Nalka patauna si.
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Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all
India
Radio!
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Sadhu: Bachcha teri biwi ko chuddail chipak gayee hai. Upaaye
karvaao.
Banta: Upayaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rahi hain to is mein
harz
hi
kya hai ?
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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child
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Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary.
Santa: To dictionary dekh kar kharidni thi ...!
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Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai
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Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Santa: Oye tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja
rahi
ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI
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Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop
whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'
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Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha
hai.
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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
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Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A:
Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'
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(Krishana Raghav)

1).  If I got ur smile, I dnt need flowers,
      If I got ur voice, I dnt need music,
      If u speak 2 me I dont need anybody else,
      If U r my friennd I dont need the world!
 
2).  If i was a tear in ur eyes,
       i would turn down your cheek
       and kiss your lips
       &; if u were a tear in my eyes
        i would never cry 4 fear of losing
        u...
 
3).  Sweet candies are nice to eat
      Sweet words are easy to say
      but, sweet ppl are hard to find
      OH MY GOD! how did u find me
 
4).  Hi Moon!, Dim Your Light.
      Hello Wind!, Breeze Soft.
      Hi Flower!, Blossom Slowly.
      Hello Earth!, Spin Gently.
      Coz My Frend Is Going To Sleep. gud nyt.......
 
5).  There r 6 Billion people around the wrld.
       I dnt knw y i keep on messaging u.
       Maybe bcoz.. 5,999,999,999 cant replace... a single 'YOU'.
 
6).  The World is Round We'll meet again.
      When we meet I'll ask You "How are You"
      Hope You'll not ask "Who are You'!
 
7).  S
      O
      R
      R
      Y
      S
      O
      R
      R
      Y
      S
      O
      R
      R
      Y
      S
      O
      R
      R
      Y
      Dont get confused,arey baba'SORRY' means
      S-SOME
      O-ONE'S
      R-REALLY,
      R-REMEMBERING
      Y-YOU.
 
8).  YOU look Sweet when
      You read my SMS,
       Sweeter when
       You read
       n Smile...
       But You look
       Sweetest when
       You read,
        Smile n
        Reply.. )so try
        2 look
        Sweetest
        always
 
9).  Life
      is only
      travelled
      once.
      Today"s moment becomes
      Tomorrow"s
      Memory.
      Enjoy
      Every
      Moment
      Good or Bad
       because
       the gift of Life
       is
       LIFE itself.
 
10).  Earth may stop Rotating
        Birds may stop Flying
        Candles may stop melting
        Fishes may stop swimming
        Heart may stop bearting
        But I will never stop……
        “ THINKING U ”
 
11).  Friendship is not collection of hearts
         but it is selection of hearts.
         All friends are not True.
         But true friends are very few,
         Which includes U……
 
12).  LOVE IS LOVE. LOVE IS U.
        I LOVE LOVE. SO, I LOVE U.
        PEOPLE LIVE. PEOPLE DIE.
        PEOPLE LAGH. PEOPLE CRY.
        SOME GIVE UP. SOME WILL TRY.
        SOME SAY HI. SOME SAY BYE.
        OTHERS MAY FORGET YOU.
        BUT NEVER CAN I.
 
13).  who is friend?
         F-First
         R-Relative
         I-In
         E-Every
         N-New
         D-Difficulty! !!
 
14).  When i am not messaging u
          it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i
          am just giving u time to MISS ME!!



15).  Heart can skip beat for a while.
        Memories can be kept in a file
        A Desert can replace the Nile
        But nothing can stop a Smile
        When your NAME comes on my Mobile……
 
 
Funny sms
1).  aap zindagi main buhat agay jaow gay
      buhat agay jaow gay......... ......
      kiuke
      app jahan bhi jawo gay sab app say
      ye kahain gain
      "chal bay chal agay chall"
 
2).  aap kitnay achay hain
      aap kitnay piyaray hain
      app lagtay hum ko chand sitaray hain
      aap hum ko jan say bhi piyaray hain
      aur ek ham hain
      jo kab say jhoot bolay ja rahain hain
 
3).  Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.
      Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.
      Ab tum hi batao,
      kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?
 
4).  Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
       liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
       socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
       magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...
 
5).  Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe,
       Door rehkar bhi hamesha
       chahenge tumhe,Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to
       Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhe.
 
6).  Life without u is impossible,
      u r in my breath and blood.
      i cant stay for a second without u,
      if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am
      talking about OXYGEN
      ha ha ha just joking...... .......
 
7).  A study has proved that all fools use
       their THUMB while reading a SMS.
       Now its 2 late dont try
       2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!


8).  I saw U on ROAD today.
      U were lukin SO fine,
      Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect.
      My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
      WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!


9).  NOBODY like U,
      NOBODY cares for U,
      NOBODY misses U,
      NOBODY wants to see U good,
      NOBODY is Ur best friend,
      NOBODY is happy with U...Dont cry!!!
      My name is NOBODY
 
10).  What is meant by ABCDEFG...
         A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl
         And GFEDCBA means...
         Girl Forgets Everything Done n Catches new Boy
 
 
Hindi sms
 
1).  phool khiltay rahain zindagi ke rah main
      hasi chamakti rahay aap ki nigah main
      kadam kadam per mile khushi ke bhar apko
      dil deta hay bar bar yehi dua app ko
 
2).  kuda karay keh to sab say naik serat ho
      keh tere terhan tera dil bhi kubsurat ho
      dua say qabal milay tujh ko jo bhi to chahhay
      keh kudh dua ko teray hatoon ke zarorat ho
 
3).  Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar,
      Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,
      Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,
      Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar.
 
4).  Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
      Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,
      Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,
      Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas aane laga..
 
5).  Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati hai,
      nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas hoti hai,
      tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi,
      magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas rahati hai...
 
6).  Yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chahiye,
      Aap nahi to aapki taswir chahiye
      per taswir aapki hamaara dil behla na sakegi,
      Kyonki yeh aapki tarah muskura na sakegi....
 
7).  Aisa lagta hai zindagi tum ho,
      Ajnabi kaise ajnabi tum ho
      Main zamin pe ghana andhera hun,
      Aasmano ki chandni tum ho
      Dosto se wafa ki ummeede,
      Kis zamane ke aadmi tum ho
 
8).  aapko bhool jau umar gujarne ki baat hai.........
      aapko na ho yakeen ye aur baat hai......... .....
      jab tak rahegi saans tab tak rahoge yaad ...........
      ye saans toot jaaaye to aur baat hai......... .....
 
9).  Chod diya hamara sath to koi gam nahi.
      Bhul jayenge aap hume,
      bhulne wale hum nahi...
      Aapse mulakat na ho pai to koi baat nahi,
      aapki ek yaad mulakat se kum nahi
 
10).  Kabhi gamo se tumari mulakat na ho
        udaas bethe raho aisi koi baat na ho
        shiqayat ho to hume maf kar dena
        fursat mile to hume yaad kar lena
 
11).  Nakaam si koshish karte hai,
        Humunse ulfat kiya karte hai.
        Taqdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha,
        Aur ek hum hai,
        Ki Chaand ki aarzoo kiya karte hai
 
12).   Kitna bhi chaho na bhool paoge hame,
         Jitni door jaoge najdik paoge hame.
         Mita sakte ho to mita do yaaden meri,
         Magar kya sapno se juda kar paoge hume?
 
13).  Bhul jane ka hosla na hoga...
        Dur rehkar bhi tu juda na hoga...
        Tujhse milke kisi aur se kya mile ae rehman
        koi tera jaisa dusra na hoga.
 
14).  Rishto ki ehmiyat batate hai faasle..
        Magar thoda tadpate hai faasle..
        Dilo me ho na duri dua karna..
        Chahe yu hi rahe milo ke faasle!
 
15).  Is patthar ki duniya mein
        aksar dil tut jaya karte hai..
        Ankhein bhi sambhal kar band karna mere dost,
        Palko ke beech bhi aksar sapne tut jaya karte hai..
 
16).  Aap Ye Samjhtey Hain Key Hum Ney App Ko Bhula Rakha Hai
        App Nahin Jantey Key Dil Mein Chupa Rakha Hai
        Dekh Na Le Apko Aankhon Mein Koi Iss Dar Sey
        Palkon Ko Jhuka Rakha Hai....
 
 
17).   Ae barish jara tham ke baras,
         jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam ke baras,
         pehle n baras ki woh aa na sake,
         phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake..
 
18).  Pani ka ek katra aankh se gira abhi abhi..
         kya tum ne mujko yaad kiya abhi abhi..
         tujh se mile zamana hua magar...
         yun laga koi mujse mil k gaya abhi abhi.
 
19).  Yaadon ki dhund me teri parchai si lagti hai,
        Sannate mein gunjhti koi shehnai si lagti hai,
        Tum kareeb ho to apnapan hai,
        Varna seene mein sanse bhi parai si lagti hai.
 
20).  Dil se tera khayal na jaaye to kya karu,
        Tu hi bataa tu yaad aye to kya karu,
        Hasrat ye hai ki ek nazar tujhe dekh lu,
        Magar kismat wo lamha na laye to kya karu.
 
21).  Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
        mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
        jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
        is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
 
22).  Itni chhoti nahin dosti apni,
        Kaise soch liya k kinaara aa gaya.
        Lo ho gayi mobile mein roshni,
        Aur SMS hamaara aa gaya....
 
23).  Kabhi dost' kehte ho,
        kabhi dua dete ho,
        kabhi bewakt neend se jaga dete ho,
        par jab bhi hume sms karte ho
        khuda kasam khushi hi khushi dil main jaga dete ho.
 
24).  Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
        humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
        is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
        humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain...

25).  Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
        gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
        tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
        tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

26).  Dil ka Rishta hai hamara,
        Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumahra,
        Her yaad me hai chehra tumahra,
        SMS nahi to kya hua Zindagi bhar saath nibhane ka wada hai hamara.

27).  Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
         Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
         Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
         Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.

28).   Kadam Kadam pe hawaon se talukh rakhna,
         Dosti ke daur mein Dosti Rakhna
         Hamari yaadon ke SMS zarur aayenge,
         Aap bas apna INBOX khali rakhna.

 
 
 
 
Picture sms
 
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2).
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',',',( '.(.' ) ',',',' *
',!=( '-c'-, )=! *',','
see how sweet life is when u got some1 who always
remembers u...
 
Punjabi sms
 
1).  Tusi Hasde o sanu hasaan vaste,
      tusi ronde o sanu rovaan vaste,
      ek var rus k te vekho sohneo,
      Mar javange tuhanu manaan vaste ..
2).  Sadi dosti vich kami kade koi aawe na,
      ek duje to muh pher laeeye
      rab aho jahi ghari dekhawe na,
      khus reho tusi umar sari,
      hanju tawadi aakh vich kade aawe na...


3).  Khushi nal dil nu abaad karna,
      Gam to dil nu azaad karna,
      Sadi bas chhoti jahi guzarish hai,
      Sanu din vich ik vaar jaroor yaad karna.

4).   Pyar-Pyar kehan naal pyar nahi hunda,
       Hath nu milaun naal koi yaar nahi hunda,
       Unjh ta mil jande ne yaar har mor te,
       Par har yaar saade jeha dildar nahi hunda.

5).   Teri yaari sohneya bhula nahi sakde,
        lakh chaun te v yaar tere jiha pa nahi sakde.
        Manneya waqt ne thora door kar ditta,
        par tere dil to door ja nahi sakde.

Bhoolne waale se koyi keh de zara
is tarah yaad aane se kya faaida,

Jab mere dil ki duniya basaati nahin
phir khayaalon mein aane se kya faaida

Kya kahoon aapse kitni umeeden thi
Aap kya badle duniya badal si gayi,

Aasra de ke dil tod te hain mera
Is tarah sataane se kya faaida,

Chaar tinke jala ke kya mil gaya
Mit sakana zamane se mera nishaan,

Mujhpe bijli girao to jaanu sahi
Aashiaan par girane se kya faaida...!!!

(Krishana Raghav)

Nazar ne nazar se mulaqat kar li, rahe dono ek dam khamosh par phir bhi  baat
karli. Kuch samay baad Mohabbat ki fiza ko tab jana jab khud ko akela  paya, au
r tab mere in aankhon ne ro ro ke barsaat kar li.
   
Wo to diwani thi muje tanha chhod gayi, khud na ruk saki to apna saya chod
gayi.dukh nahi gum is baat ka hai, ankho se karke wada bato se tod gayi..
   
Apni to mohobbat ki itni si kahani hai,Tuti hui kashti thera hua pani hai,Ek
phool kitabo mein dam tod chuka hai,Magar kuch yaad nahi aata ye kiski nishani h
ai.
   
Tare asman me chamkte hai,badal itni dur hai fir bhi barste hai.Hum bhi kitne
nadan hai, aap dil me rehte hai aur hum aapse milne ko tarste hai.
   
Vaade bhi usne kya khoob nibhaye hai, zakhm muft aur dard tohfe me bhijwaye
hai.Is se badhkar wafadari ki misaal kya hogi maut se pehle vo kafan le aaye
hai.
   
Unka vaada hai ki vo laut ayenge,
isi umeed par hum jiye jayenge.
yeh intezaar bhi unhi ki tarah pyara hai,
kar rahe the, kar rahe hai or kiye jayenge.
   
Gamo me husne walo ko rulaya nahit jata,lehro se pani ko hataya nahi
jata,banane wale ban jate hai apne., kisi ko keh kar apna banaya nahi jata.
   
Sulagti raat ghani chandni si hoti hai
Tumhare sath ye duniya nayi si hoti hai
Kiran nikalne se pahle gulab dekhe hai
Tumhari yaad mein wo tazgi si hoti hai
Gale mein uske khuda ki ajib barkat hai
Wo bolta hai to ek roshni si hoti hai
   
Pyar ka to dushman zamana hai,har ashiq k pyar ka apna hi fasana hai,Sabko
pata hai Aansu hi milte hai pyar me,fir B na jane kyu har koi pyar me Deewana
hai.
.  
Ek gair se mujhe itna pyar kyun hai,inkar karne par bhi mujhe ikrar kyun
hai,meri takder mein tujhe milna nahi shayad,phir bhi har mod par tera Intjar
kyun
hai?


(Krishana Raghav)

Tere bistar par makdee lage.. Tere room mei muchchar phire.. Raat ko light chali jaye.. Puri raat garmi lage.. Tere sapne mein bhoot aaye.. Chal so jaa. Have a.. GOOD NIGHT
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Life is Short, Live it!
Love is Small, Flirt it!
Troubles are Momentary, Face it!
Memories are Sweet, Cherish it!
I'm too Good, Accept it!
------------ -
Aaj
Raat

Theek
12

Baje

ke

baad

1 bejega!!

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Tu chand mange main chand de du...

Tu raat mange main raat de du...

Tu dil mange main dil de du...

Tu dil mange...

Bas yaar.....

Bheek mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai!!

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Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I've suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie's name is "AKKAL HO NA HO"

------------ -------

Dost kaha ho? Jaha ho wahi pe rehna. 3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna. Tumhari jaan ko khatra hai! Bahar BANDAR pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai.

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Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge...
Raat mein diye jalte rahenge...
Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahe hamesha...
Baaki hum tou hamesha tang karte rahenger!!!

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I'm in hospital now. After 5min. I'll be transfered 2 a surgery room. The doctor aid that I'll die if I stop recieving ur SMS!

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Mein tumhe pyaar ke teen shabd kehna chahta hoon... woh teen shabd jo tumhara dil tak pahooch kar, tumhe gehraayi tak chhooh jaye. Yeh teen shabd mere dil se nikal kar, tumhara dil par zaroor chhah jayenge. Ab sunlo yeh pyaar ke teen shabd - "MERA BHARAT MAHAAN". (Jai Hind)

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I always think about U.

I can't live without U.

I really need U.

I'm totally mad about U.

I just wanna be with U.

I'm very desperate for U.

I'm crazy 4 U.

I wanna marry U.

I LOVE U.
Aisa muje bajuwali kehti hai

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Its not an achievement 2 make 100 FRiENDS in a Year, but an achievement is 2 make a FRiEND for 100 Years, 'N' I know I've made ONE, that's . . . YOU !!

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Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<

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When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..

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A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.

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aRe Ur LeGs TiReD? CoZ yoU'Ve BeEn RuNNiNg ThRoUgH My MiNd aLL DaY LoNg!

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Höld ä trüé frìénd wìth böth yöür händs, doñt lét gö 4 trüé frìend cömés öncé ìn ä lìfétìmé. Thåt's why ì'm höldìng yoü tight! Cänt lét Ü go

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If I had a single flower for every time I thought of you I could walk in my garden forever, never finding the end.

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Aaj kal mann kar raha hai ki main...

tumhe..

kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar..

sabke samne...

ek...

k

ki

kis

kiss

kissa sunau Ramayan wala.

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Without LOVE, dayz are "Saddy, Moanday,Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shatterday". So fall in Love... Happy Valentine's Week.

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One day Friendship & Love met one-another. Love asked Friendship -"Why do U exist if I'm there?" So Friendship said -"To give a Smile to those eyes in which U leave Tears."

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Love?
Its when U steal tears & still care for Her.
Its when She ignores U & U still Love Her.
Its when She begins to Love another & U still Smile.

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Roses 4 u-Rs.10
Cards 4 u-Rs.25
Movie 4 u-Rs.99
Lunch 4 u-Rs.250
but a friend like u - PRICELESS!

Abey ped pe mat chadh. Priceless yane "BHANGAAR".

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if
u
need
ADVICE
MSG ME

if
u
need
a FRIEND

CALL ME

if
u
need
HELP

E-MAIL ME

if
u
need
MONEY
The number u dailed is not in service pls don't try again

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What does true friendship mean 2 me?
U cry & I cry,
Ur sad n' I'm sad,
Ur laughing n' I'm laughing,
U jump out of the window.....
I LOOK DOWN!

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The night is dark, the moon is high, i stop my car, u ask why? I come close 2 u, u feel shy, I tell u those 3 words.......

........i La Punture

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A Rose...
/,) ,-,'),
======/==:', '(@)
'0 '-'; )'
eXclusively
for a nice
person
l!ke U!!

From an even NICER person like me !

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Zindagi mein jo cheeze aasani se milti hai...

PAISA

Jo mushkil se mile...

KHUSHI

Aur jo sirf bade nasib wale ko hi mile...

?
?

?

?APUN KA sms


(Krishana Raghav)

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday


Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?

Manager: Sorry, but i can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You
see, I won't be of much help anyway!!


Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.


Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.


Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?


Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!


Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.


Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!

(Krishana Raghav)

An 80-year old Italian man goes to the doctor for a check-up.  The
doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, "How do
you stay in such great physical condition?"
 
I'm Italian and I am a golfer," says the old guy," and that's why I'm
in such good shape."  I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up
and down the fairways."  "Have a glass of vino, and all is well."
 
"Well," says the doctor, "I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be
more to it.  How old was your Dad when he died?"
 
"Who said my Dad's dead?"
 
The doctor is amazed.  "You mean you're 80 years old and your Dad's
still alive.  How old is he?"
 
"He's 100 years old," says the old Italian golfer.  "In fact he golfed
with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a
walk, that's why he's still alive ... he's Italian and he's a golfer too."
 
"Well," the doctor says, "that's great, but I'm sure there's more to
it than that.  How about your Dad's Dad?  How old was he when he died?"
 
"Who said my grandpa's dead?"
 
Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you're 80 years old and your
grandfather' s still living!   Incredible, how old is he?"
 
"He's 118 years old," says the old Italian golfer.  The doctor is
getting frustrated at this point, "So, I guess he went golfing with
you this morning too?"
 
"No.  Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married
today."
 
At this point the doctor is close to losing it.  "Getting married!!
Why would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?"
 
"Who said he wanted to?"



(Krishana Raghav)

1) Why gals close der eyes while kissin a guy......"ye ladkiyan bhi na. . . . .ladko ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti"!!!!.. ..

2) Patient.:- Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai uska hath lagte hi main theek ho gaya
    Doctor-janta hun, chaante ki awaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi....

3) 2 sardar soldiers captured a enemy,  gave him a dice & said,"If u get 1,2,3,4,5 V'll kill u!" enemy asks:6 aya to? sardars:Then, throw again....

4) Subha...Uth kar 2 kaam kiya karo.
1. Pooja kiya karo...
Taki tum kushi se jee sako.
2. Nahaa liya karo.
Taki dusre kushi se jee sake...

5) Abhi to dosti ki hai , waqt aane par dosti ka farz bhi nibhayenge dil par pathar rakh kar ek din hum khud tumhein Mental Hospital chod ayenge...

6) "Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi, Hum bhi ab SEHRA sajayenge, Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi, Ab uski choti behan ko fasayenge...

7) Diya hai ..... Uparwale ne mobile to ...... itni to kadar kiya karo, karo na karo call....... Par..... Her roj do char......SMS to kiya karo

8) Apki zindagi me kabhi koi gam na ho, Apki aankhe kabhi aansuon se nam na ho;
Apko mile roz-roz nayi Girl Friend, Jinki umar 80 se kam na ho.

9) Sitting in the loo, thinking about u, i am pasing this msg to u, so that even u know what i feel 4 u....... frnd, ths life is shit widout U

10) GOD-"Tumhe kya chahiye? MAN-"Hay Bhole nath muje Sridevi chahiye
"GOD-Beta She wears saries worth Rs.50000/-
u cant afford,b hapy I'l gv u Mallika Sherawat.